the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

"ha!!! I'm actually your dad!"

 

[GigaLouie]

"ha!!! I'm actually your dad!"

Oh snap!

 

[Trev]

A wet lubey fart.

 

[katietheskatie]

mmm, assfucking

 

[fernando]

A wet lubey fart.

lovely.

 

[bearpaw]

"i think you did it wrong"

 

[benotdavid]

"that'll be $90 thanks"

I thought we agreed not to say anything!

 

[pattii]

...holy shit you made me bleed

 

[champo14]

"I think I lost a filling..."

 

[Zrap]

You all suck at rooting.
Watch a porno or something and learn.

 

[Rhanoct]

"ha!!! I'm actually your dad!"

you're so fucking unfunny

 

[Kwayera]

Just a little off topic but My mate was at a party and the host brang him into her bedroom.
... as he had his pants down and when she was going for the kill- her mother walked in.
and during the heat of the moment he said;
"This isn't where I parked my car"

I'm sorry, brang? Funny story, but really. You did the HSC last year.

Brang?

 

[Pace_T]

I'm sorry, brang? Funny story, but really. You did the HSC last year.

Brang?

i know hey. fucken idiot
its brung

 

[Azamakumar]

i know hey. fucken idiot
its brung

bringed bro

 

[jumb]

broughted?

 

[Pace_T]

jokes over faggots
my one was funny. yours arent

 

[Azamakumar]

jokes over faggots
my one was funny. yours arent

What your abortion?



oh snap

 

[you fraudin?]

'You owe me $1100'.

 

[notaaron]

'You owe me $1100'.

lol

 

[ElGronko]

I've had sex with this girl who, when she had an orgasm from internal stimulation (as opposed to clitoral, I'm not sure of the actual term) she used to break down into tears.

It only happened rarely, but she said they were the best times.

It freaked me out the first time.