the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (2 Viewers)

[jumb]

"room for one more?"

 

[icraig88]

giggity

 

[madsam]

i wish


she did threatened me with a restraining order though


beat that bitches =D

 

[krazykrit]

Worst thing I have heard:

"Wow, your really going to regret this in the morning"

 

[Kirsty Xx]

Just randomly, why isn't there already a "BEST thing you've heard right after sex?" thread?

To coincide with this one? And be a little more positive and attract those who wish to boast and make it out they're better than they really are?

Ahh lolz. End of thought.

 

[Nickytoto]

"Shit, mum's home...."

 

[Che08]

haha you guys had me in stitches with the brung, brang, bringed, brought!


how about just an 'uh oh.'

 

[-may-cat-]

Worst thing ive ever heard:

"Right, im hungry, how bout some breakfast, call me when its done"

not too bad, not too crash-hot either...

 

[Enteebee]

"Shit, mum's home...."

ur dad say that?

 

[corey987654]

'Wow, you're way better than my boyfriend...'

2nd worse...

'I think i stuffed up my pill schedule... you wore a condom right?' (i hadnt...)

 

[Ms. BRIGHTSIDE]

'Wow, you're way better than my boyfriend...'

2nd worse...

'I think i stuffed up my pill schedule... you wore a condom right?' (i hadnt...)

I think the possibility of getting a girl pregnant accidentally would be worse than realising the girl you just had sex with has a boyfriend.
Especially when she complimented you.

 

[GinoIs]

Happened to a friend of mine;

"My period is late."

 

[Devouree]

edited

 

[ainthatinnocent]

"Can I go to sleep now?"

"Babe, I think you grazed me with your teeth!"

 

[ybnormal]

well, during....

"Is it in yet?"

Though, the girl was almost inevitably on someting at the time....

 

[stazi]

well, during....

"Is it in yet?"

Though, the girl was almost inevitably on someting at the time....

sure, if telling yourself that makes you feel better for having a small dick

 

[hiphophooray123]

'u should be a porn star, that was hot, we should film it next time'

lolz

oh wait, thats not a bad thing

 

[wikiwiki]

"What do you think is a good name for a boy?"

...

 

[hiphophooray123]

Does fiction count?

it happened

 

[stazi]

chris forgot to mention that the person saying it to him was me