the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[Riet]

Oh, dude, you are so awesome.

I sure hope one day my e-penis is as big as yours.

Damn man, you cut me deep.

 

[stazi]

LMAOROFL at the "Did the sticky white stuff come out?"

that is honestly the unfunniest thing I've ever heard.

 

[esquared]

"ok so i think you missed your bus"

 

[icraig88]

"that'll be $90 thanks"

 

[born2bkinggg]

one time after sex my gf had a stomache ache (fro sum odd reason unknown) and she needed to shit

that was the most unexpected thing i ever herd her say

 

[stazi]

it's cos your penis poked her in her stomach. it's a compliment if the chick wants to do a shit afterwards in many cultures

 

[hiphophooray123]

"i am hardu gayu hooooooooo"

 

[CharleyAlekz]

"so i'll call you in 9 months and let you know details!"

not kidding.. kinda said this to someone the other day.. thankfully he saw the funny side lol..

 

[stazi]

"so i'll call you in 9 months and let you know details!"

not kidding.. kinda said this to someone the other day.. thankfully he saw the funny side lol..

after he beat you?

 

[CharleyAlekz]

also.. another one was.. "hey.. are you proud of me? i came 4 times!"


LOL!!!

 

[CharleyAlekz]

^hilarious *sigh*

lol.. kinda awkward to be like *cough splutter* yeah *try not to laugh cough*

i think thats the best i've ever heard..

 

[stazi]

...you were born in 1991.

hawt.

 

[CharleyAlekz]

...you were born in 1991.

hawt.

yeah y?? big deal?? lol..

 

[Skeeta]

My penis is a fucking idiot. I'm sorry.



edit: It was only bad because I thought he said
"my penis is fucking an idiot"

 

[Speed9]

"that'll be $90 thanks"

LOL

 

[risole91]

my mate lost his virginity to my ex gf at this party.
and apparently she said

'' oh, is it in''

funniest thing ever.

 

[risole91]

i thought of a better one

''dont tell mum about this''

 

[GinoIs]

girl:that was gg
(girl's father storms in) : .

Just a little off topic but My mate was at a party and the host brang him into her bedroom.
... as he had his pants down and when she was going for the kill- her mother walked in.
and during the heat of the moment he said;
"This isn't where I parked my car"

 

[yer8899]

Just a little off topic but My mate was at a party and the host brang him into her bedroom.
... as he had his pants down and when she was going for the kill- her mother walked in.
and during the heat of the moment he said;
"This isn't where I parked my car"

rofl

 

[GigaLouie]

i thought of a better one

''dont tell mum about this''

Wincest!

>_<