the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (3 Viewers)

[dlmoss]

she told me she was glad to be my first.... ( she wasnt)

 

[jordankuai22]

she told me she was glad to be my first.... ( she wasnt)

fucking +1

we have a new troll on this forum!

 

[amystephens]

"was that my mum's car pulling up?"
"oh my god it was"
"get ... your clothes on now ... all of them!"

mum runs up the stairs

"oh, hi".


worst. fucking. night. ever.

 

[tahlsy31191]

I have a friend who was having sex with some guy and she thought he came on her and asked "did you just cum?"
He replied "I will in a second, just let me finish this piss"

Sooooooo sick.