the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

i still think catz wasn't trolling and is actually a fag.

 

[stazi]

Nope wrong again. I think we've been through this, i'm not the fag. You are, well now all you have to do is start acting out on your homo impulses.

and to darkwolfz, there is no conflict in this thread, we are just discussing whether or not stazi is finally going to admit that he's a big homosexual.

"i know you are but what am i?" I'm guessing you never evolved from the intellect of a third-grader?

 

[stazi]

I'm not hiding from my true gay self, as i've said. I honestly love cock and want it deep inside of me. How can I come out of the closet when I already came out? In fact, there's a youtube video of how myself and hiphophooray123 came out of the closet together once.

 

[stazi]

I never denied it?? I've always made it abundantly clear that I like an abundance of cock in my mouth. Not really in my anus though. Not man enough to try that

If i don't put it in my arse, I can't be gay. Oral sex is straight.

 

[stazi]

it's only straight if you swallow. cos that's what real men do

 

[stazi]

...cool story hansel

 

[stazi]

I think this entire gay episode in this thread has jumped the shark.

I have posters pming me to ask if I am really gay or if I just made it up.

Most likely your aliases and troll accounts stazi. Nice Try fag.

prob your mum. and i dont have troll accounts apart from society's evil who i don't really use. nice try noob.

 

[stazi]

nah remember, homosexuality isn't genetic.

 

[stazi]

nah, it was def a choice for me. after seeing the attraction of fucking a guy at a gym, i just couldn't resist

 

[stazi]

yeah, your place

 

[stazi]

I have learned to deal with it. I've learned to furiously jerk off to each and every one of your posts. See, now whenever you post, you have to picture me cumming on your username.

ktnxbi.

 

[boris]

will you both shut the fuck up about it already

 

[stazi]

make me.

(use bondage plz)

 

[Russdog]

Heh, you truly haven't learnt a thing even after these couple of hundred posts.

You do realise this has been going for about 200+ posts.

I am on the straight and narrow, but you however are the biggest queer since Elton John only without good fashion sense and talent.

Learn to deal with it. ktnxbai

but you're a gay philipino

 

[crispymario]

um idk

"That was really shit... and we're definately never doing that again... can u please leave now so I can get some sleep? If you tell anyone we had sex I will tell them about your monoball and mutated penis."

dude your a fucking legend.

 

[Enteebee]

dude your a fucking legend.

thanks man, i know.

 

[morganjane]

After Sex; "That was relaxing"


But during sex, quoting Ed Byrne, "Slap me in the face but not too hard, i've jsut had my wisdom teeth out"

 

[A High Way Man]

fuck! i just had the shock of my life. i thought it was IHPF posting above

 

[benji6667]

my friend said this to his gf during sex

"bit the pillow cause im going in rough"

 

[Russdog]

my friend said this to his gf during sex

"bit the pillow cause im going in rough"

ur friends cray z like jay z