the WORST thing you've heard right after sex? (1 Viewer)

[Bainesy]

once my gf said
"i think we should buy a parrot"
i dont know what it meant then and i dont know now, but i know a few weeks after that her parents bought her a parrot

 

[Azamakumar]

Maybe it meant she wanted a fucking parrot.

 

[Bainesy]

i thought it was a little inapropriate at the time, mental shopping isnt normal 2 seconds after sex

 

[Azamakumar]

You're right about that.




But that means she was thinking of the parrot during intercourse. That'll make one hell of a cocktail story.

 

[unholyXromance]

my friend said his girlfriend once asked him where "it" went, I got a laugh out of that

 

[unholyXromance]

"was that as bad for you as it was for me?"

 

[Tysonn]

No, I fell asleep soon after fucking her.

Oh, dude, you are so awesome.

I sure hope one day my e-penis is as big as yours.

 

[ElGronko]

it won't be.

 

[GigaLouie]

once my gf said
"i think we should buy a parrot"
i dont know what it meant then and i dont know now, but i know a few weeks after that her parents bought her a parrot

Teach that parrot to say
Get back in the kitchen.

 

[Zrap]

"Dude you just rooted a walking STI"
"Who?"
"PsycadelicShack"

 

[williamc]

I think you should go now.

 

[katykins]

a fart.

 

[stazi]

"I have AIDS"

 

[stazi]

This is only funny if it's said by the guy.

hahahaha i dont know why but i just LOLd IRL

 

[breaking]

"quack"

 

[stazi]

hahahah icwotudidthar. albyiswotudid

 

[hiphophooray123]

hahahahahahahha matt fkn lol

 

[hiphophooray123]

me: im fucking amazing

her: you're a fucking machine!

oh wait, that's not the worst, that's the best

my proudest moment

 

[Triple777ER]

LMAOROFL at the "Did the sticky white stuff come out?"

 

[breaking]

LMAOROFL at the "Did the sticky white stuff come out?"

YEAH OMG LOL DATS SO FUNY
FUNY JUST LIKE YU GI OH KARDZ LOL!