The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Azamakumar]

Holy hell I was laughing for five minutes after reading that. I don't know why, I just think it's hilarious. I probably need some sleep.

Nah you probably need a life.

 

[fernando]

I was talking to this chick and we got on topic of pick up lines.
So I asked her whats the best one she heard.
This is what she told me

Guy comes up to her at a club: Hey, sup
Her: Hey
Guy: What are you doing later
Her: Not much
Guy: Want to come home with me?
Girl: =O

She ended up going home with him.

whore.

 

[jayadore]

"Nice shoes.. Wanna fuck?"

Favourite pick up line ever.

 

[Shoubadoo]

'kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Aphrodite?"

Then there's:
GUY: [places hand above chicks thigh] Excuse me, can I park here?
GIRL: No!
GUY: Then I'll just have to drive further [slides hand up thigh]

 

[fernando]

Then there's:
GUY: [places hand above chicks thigh] Excuse me, can I park here?
GIRL: No!
GUY: Then I'll just have to drive further [slides hand up thigh]

EDIT:
GUY: [places hand above chicks thigh] Excuse me, can I park here?
GIRL: -sodomize-
GUY: kbye.

 

[Shoubadoo]

EDIT:
GUY: [places hand above chicks thigh] Excuse me, can I park here?
GIRL: -sodomize-
GUY: kbye.

aha :]
I still prefer my version though :]

 

[Pace_T]

How you doin'? ;D

hahahahaa fuck
i used this one sooo much. its the way you say it that determines the outcome. if you get the tone absolutely perfect youve got her in the bag!

 

[marcuscorvinus]

"theres not enough room in here for both of us to be wearing t-shirts"

 

[rachelmcdermott]

Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

OK guys whip out ur skills and hit us with some impressive lines and girls tells us the lines that have been used on u and the lines u've heard!!

For example
is there a mirror in your pockey coz i can see myself in ur pants..

 

[withoutaface]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

I've always found "Hi, my name's Justin" works a fucking treat.

 

[DownInFlames]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

I have a question: are you related to a Lauren McDermott?

 

[WannaBang?]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

I have a question: are you related to a Lauren McDermott?

im related to osama bin laden! that's right, i'm gonna blow u up to smithereens.

 

[rachelmcdermott]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

No i'm not related to lauren mcdermott, sorry

 

[jimmayy]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

all i say is

im jim whats ur name

then score!

 

[lsam]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

im related to osama bin laden! that's right, i'm gonna blow u up to smithereens.

It's fucking obvious from the start that you are a radical muslim terrorist. Blow up yourself first before you blow up anyone. Your life isn't worth anything.

 

[Thekirk]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

This always works for me. It should get you all the attention you need

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

 

[DownInFlames]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

all i say is

im jim whats ur name

then score!

that's hot. I'd fall for that.

No i'm not related to lauren mcdermott, sorry

 

[Rhanoct]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

joey from friends

'hey, how you doinnnn '

anyone else using a pickup line is a faggot

 

[TacoTerrorist]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

^ Yet another effeminate teenage boy who watches Friends.

 

[raniaaa]

Re: Whats The Best Pick Up Line U've Ever Heard

Hi. You'll do