The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[myst1fy]

Hey bby u an Italian, coz I grow like a stallion

 

[vannilla_latte]

there's a Tongan guy watching a Caucasian guy hit on a girl. the Caucasian says to the girl "is your father a thief?" the girl replies "no why?". the guy goes "cause he stole the stars from the sky & put it in you eyes". The Tongan guy thinks *wow* so he goes to a girl & says in very broken English, "is you father a stealer?" she says "no why?" & he replies, "cause he stole tha yam from tha garden & put it on your legs".

(yam is a big root by the way. so hes basically saying shes got big legs, but meant it as a complement.) BAHAHAHAHAH

 

[myst1fy]

there's a Tongan guy watching a Caucasian guy hit on a girl. the Caucasian says to the girl "is your father a thief?" the girl replies "no why?". the guy goes "cause he stole the stars from the sky & put it in you eyes". The Tongan guy thinks *wow* so he goes to a girl & says in very broken English, "is you father a stealer?" she says "no why?" & he replies, "cause he stole tha yam from tha garden & put it on your legs".

(yam is a big root by the way. so hes basically saying shes got big legs, but meant it as a complement.) BAHAHAHAHAH

tl;dr

 

[silent_rebel]

This isn't really a pickup line but it's a hilarious putdown line I heard years ago.
"Did you fall from heaven? Cos that explains what happened to your face."

 

[SylviaB]

there's a Tongan guy watching a Caucasian guy hit on a girl. the Caucasian says to the girl "is your father a thief?" the girl replies "no why?". the guy goes "cause he stole the stars from the sky & put it in you eyes". The Tongan guy thinks *wow* so he goes to a girl & says in very broken English, "is you father a stealer?" she says "no why?" & he replies, "cause he stole tha yam from tha garden & put it on your legs".

(yam is a big root by the way. so hes basically saying shes got big legs, but meant it as a complement.) BAHAHAHAHAH

ergh what