The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[ForTheWin]

I am pudge, wanna hook up?

lool best pick up line ever

 

[ForTheWin]

baby i'll save 3400 just for u, cos u make me eagle-horny

 

[nicko1990]

'you have 206 bones in your body, want another one?'
LOLOLOL

'you're outside my range, wanna come back into my domain?'
fuck. this guy should've been punched in the face.

 

[Avarice]

You're like a prize-winning fish; I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

 

[Cookie182]

Wait for it...best line ever....

PUA: Hi
Hot Babe: OMG Hey...

 

[Avarice]

*gesture girl with two fingers until they come over*
"I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come."

 

[nicko1990]

*gesture girl with two fingers until they come over*
"i knew if i fingered you long enough you'd come."

fucking lol hahahahaha

 

[moll.]

My personal favourite is "If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd name you Mc Beautiful." It's so bad it's good. Not that I actually use it.

 

[Avarice]

You are what you eat, and tonight... I wanna be you.

 

[eldore44]

I'm impressed with the sick minds of some people here. seriously, brilliant stuff.
But this is gold, don't try it on a anyone too stupid to appreciate it.

"hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
"ummm. okay?"
- put your hand in theirs and start walking.

 

[moll.]

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake."

 

[EpicFailGuy]

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake."

wow.... thats so beautiful I cried.

seriously.

 

[Heppy]

Blink once if you want to have sex with me.

 

[inspectoroftide]

"Fuck me if you're names not Laura"

 

[shady145]

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake."

haha wtf is this

 

[AbanoubSalama]

You must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

That was hilarious

 

[b3li3v3r]

I'm impressed with the sick minds of some people here. seriously, brilliant stuff.
But this is gold, don't try it on a anyone too stupid to appreciate it.

"hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
"ummm. okay?"
- put your hand in theirs and start walking.

Aww!! thank god theres something not seedy in this forum =]

 

[b3li3v3r]

you must have a cranium basher, coz your a stunner

who said dota cant pick up girls?

WTF?? dota??

 

[MrBoston]

you must have a cranium basher, coz your a stunner

who said dota cant pick up girls?

epic shit

 

[baekuai]

do u werk at subway??? cos u just gave me a footlong