Stupid exam answers. (1 Viewer)

[lyounamu]

Anyone with particular scenario?

I saw some stupid exam answers.

Have a look at this:

and this: http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers/Batman_Calculus

 

[Aerath]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study

Within the window, there is a 1 of 10 - keep clicking the next button to see all 10. (or scroll down).

 

[Caitlin63]

hahaha

 

[lyounamu]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study

Within the window, there is a 1 of 10 - keep clicking the next button to see all 10. (or scroll down).

I just love the title 'They didn't study'.

I want to try those stupid mistakes as long as the exams don't go to my report.

 

[Continuum]

I like this one:

 

[lyounamu]

I like this one:

http://web.mit.edu/mna/Public/math4.gif

Hahahahahahahahahahaha......!!!!

That one is funny. I actually do feel like hanging myself when my working out goes over 1 page. :uhhuh: :uhhuh: :uhhuh:

 

[Aerath]

I like the "elephant was in the way" one more.

The "find x" ones are classic - everyone's done it in a Maths exam once.

But the expand one is probably one of the most unoriginal I've seen.
Expand (a+b)^2

(a + b)^2
(a + b)^2
(a + b)^2

You get my point.

 

[lyounamu]

I like the "elephant was in the way" one more.

The "find x" ones are classic - everyone's done it in a Maths exam once.

But the expand one is probably one of the most unoriginal I've seen.
Expand (a+b)^2

(a + b)^2
(a + b)^2
(a + b)^2

You get my point.

Yeah. "elephant was in the way" is funny.

'Expand' question is alright. I didn't laugh much.

My favourite one is 'integral of Batman'. It is absolutely hillarious. I am actually still laughing because of that.

 

[bettina44]

here's some i know of

1)if you have $10 and you decided to give 2 friends out of your 10 friends a $1,how much would you have left?

2 friends

2)the war of 1812 was between_____________?

between 1811 and 1813

and last year there was this question in our commerce test that no one knew(i don't think anyone in our grade got it right)

what is the adversial system?

you tell me

 

[lyounamu]

here's some i know of

1)if you have $10 and you decided to give 2 friends out of your 10 friends a $1,how much would you have left?

2 friends

2)the war of 1812 was between_____________?

between 1811 and 1813

and last year there was this question in our commerce test that no one knew(i don't think anyone in our grade got it right)

what is the adversial system?

you tell me

They were really funny. But they would have looked more comically appealing if they were written in the exam papers with the comments on them.

 

[Aerath]

Teacher comments are gold.

 

[lyounamu]

Teacher comments are gold.

Yeah. Some teachers' comments are even more hillarious than the stupid exam answers themselves!

 

[Aerath]

1)if you have $10 and you decided to give 2 friends out of your 10 friends a $1,how much would you have left?

If only all our maths questions were like this.

 

[Sarah182]

One of the questions in our science paper last year was "Name an Australian Scientist who has made a significant contribution to science research in the past 10 years?" or something
And nearly everyone in our year wrote our teacher, it was funny at the time we all thought we were funny in the exam but we didnt get marks..

 

[X-terc]

LOLLL! God the teacher's writting is so messy. For my economics exam the multiple choice section a question was like, "Capital Good is something something goes about the definition" and we had to choose the examples of capital goods. then in the short answer response on the next page it asked, "Define capital goods" so i basically just copied the definition that was already given. LOLL got 2 marks thoughh:giddy:

 

[Ms. BRIGHTSIDE]

In our recent I.T half yearly exam there was this question:

"What is the name of this type (pictured right) of peripheral port which usually has a mouse or keyboard plugged into it in a late model PC"

I wrote 'mouse/keyboard pluggerinerer'.








The teacher ticked it.

 

[Aerath]

Haha, damn, if only that happened in our exam. :\

 

[Sarah182]

LOLLL! God the teacher's writting is so messy. For my economics exam the multiple choice section a question was like, "Capital Good is something something goes about the definition" and we had to choose the examples of capital goods. then in the short answer response on the next page it asked, "Define capital goods" so i basically just copied the definition that was already given. LOLL got 2 marks thoughh:giddy:

HAHA that is a good reason to do multiple choice.
In PD I used a graph from the multiple choice as a source and I got full marks

 

[-may-cat-]

here's some i know of

1)if you have $10 and you decided to give 2 friends out of your 10 friends a $1,how much would you have left?

2 friends

2)the war of 1812 was between_____________?

between 1811 and 1813

and last year there was this question in our commerce test that no one knew(i don't think anyone in our grade got it right)

what is the adversial system?

you tell me

i dunno about commerce but in legal studies we have the adversarial system, which is pretty basically how court cases are conducted in australia

 

[mollycoddle]

I heard about a simile someone used in their English creative writing once:

"She was as tall as a 5'4" tree."