Shakespearian Insults (1 Viewer)

[Not-That-Bright]

Suck my bull pizzle.

 

[james_chappo]

I will not suck bull pizzle thou pribbling folly-fallen canker-blossom!

 

[borkis04]

Neither shall I, you incalculably miserable misdemeanant and a depraved, all-defiling mass of loathsome repulsiveness.

 

[james_chappo]

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

 

[borkis04]

Your mother is my mother's grandfather who was infact self-fertilised and conceived birth with your mother's son who is your mother and father. Your grandmother is your brother and your grandfather is your son.

 

[james_chappo]

Now that insult is clearly based upon an ealier one I implemented.

You smell like a pap smear sandwich.

 

[borkis04]

Copying from one is plagiarism, whereby copying from many is research. i got one of the words from the dictionary which therefore makes it research. And i count two as many. You smell so badly, I can smell you from here. Which is 20mins away.

 

[borkis04]

You are as slow as replying as a headless Emu with no legs in a faeces spiked pit.

 

[james_chappo]

Look, fuck Shakespearian quotes, I'm going to tell you exactly what I think of you.
You have about as much brains as a sheep with down syndrome. You're about as goodlooking as a hyena with leprisy and smell about as nice as an elephant with bowel problems.

 

[borkis04]

I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

 

[james_chappo]

You’re about as interesting as a dead lawn bowls player, you’re about as inspirational as as the guy who collects the trolleys at Castle Towers, and deserving of a death as noble as that of a freak bird watching incident.

 

[borkis04]

You anal-invading, baboon-raping, gym sock-slurping, dick-gobbling, penis-chewing, fuck-faced cockweasel!

 

[borkis04]

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

 

[james_chappo]

Soon you shall be considered a foul dog humping bastard who is obsessed with the godforsaken crackpot and the loincloth chomping cheeseball.

 

[borkis04]

That isnt as bad as your not so distant future of guzzling dogs balls from the inside of a hippo's anus which is infested with the infected diahorrea of such a grotesque mammalian.

 

[05er]

Thou ar't made to be bedded ha' feed upon thread.

 

[borkis04]

When somebody said “Take the rubbish out”..you moved.

 

[Counterfeit]

Aww guys I feel all warm and gooey inside

*warmfuzzieswarmfuzzieswarmfuzzies*

 

[borkis04]

I love you as much as George Bush loves Saddam Husseins' nazi mother!

 

[borkis04]

Your love is not welcome here, only your insulting hatred towards others like myself. The more the merrier as James the anal-invading, father-groping, gym sock-slurping, cum-gobbling, boil-nibbling, wank-brained sausage jockey said before..