Shakespearian Insults (1 Viewer)

[borkis04]

The HSC is one hell of a knuckleheaded, father-groping, panty-slurping, dick-sucking, hemorrhoid-nibbling, butt-faced palooka!

 

[james_chappo]

I'd be inclined to say it's a gorbellied spur-galled bum-bailey!

 

[borkis04]

It smells like a dead South Afghanistinian's gecko farmer's uterus.

 

[james_chappo]

CLEARLY it's a puny toad-spotted bladder!

 

[borkis04]

I think you are misconstrued. It is clearly a pudgewallop of fickle-bellied cumquat squabblers intoxicated by beer hand-running with ink to make up what we know as a sillybus.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou frothy doghearted popinjay!

 

[borkis04]

Spare your maggot-ridden form. Your breath stinks like the pungent stench of a dead possum's sperm-ridden spleen drenched in an obese persons' sweat after a workout at maccas.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou droning sheep-biting foot-licker, you are as rheumatic as two dry toasts.

 

[james_chappo]

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New insulters are welcome. Come here and be insulted for your initiation, then you can insult others to your heart's content

 

[borkis04]

Thou tottering fat-kidneyed strumpet! For thy have conquered allying in such a language of thou own.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou thing of no bowels thou, thou cockered whoreson dewberry!

 

[borkis04]

You knit with only one needle.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou qualling elf-skinned lewdster!

 

[borkis04]

You are flower short of an arrangement.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.

 

[borkis04]

You bubbleheaded, baboon-raping, armpit-smelling, toe jam-guzzling, zit-nibbling, shit-faced cock jockey!

 

[james_chappo]

Thou goatish fat-kidneyed coxcomb!

 

[borkis04]

I do not have fat-kidneys! How dare you hurt me so badly for I tear to shreds internally. You have boobs the size of an Aphid's toenail!

 

[james_chappo]

Thou roguish tardy-gaited foot-licker!

 

[borkis04]

You are an incalculably miserable misdemeanant and a depraved, all-defiling mass of loathsome repulsiveness.