Amber yells out HALLO to everyone and apologises for her prolonged and extended absence from IPR. Amber used to be a highly exalted and respected senior member of the IPR thread but alas, she feels that she is not anymore. Amber spends too much time un-online and she feels she has probably been demoted, but nevermind.
Amber would like to announce that
TODAY IS AMBER's 18th BIRTHDAY
Isn't that exciting! She is having a big party tonight with lots of friends and relatives whom have travelled afar to see the amber spectacle.
Also, Amber is getting a tattoo today but nobody knows this yet. It's very much a secret
but will be rather cool because Amber is wearing a backless top tonight and everyone will see it. Yay!
Love to all
xox