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Sophie777

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You do put things in your mouth. Food, water and male body parts.
I don't get what you're saying.
 

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i'm with the other guys; standing is really hard. shower's ok when you have a wall there; even then, it still gets a bit tiring
 

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as has already been said, height differences make many positions difficult. its the only time i hate being short. as for the shower, not only would it be a prob coz of the height thing but also way to dangerous for my likings, just showering for the sake of showering together and being romantic is enought for me, you can always get out if it leads to other things. and as for the anal, i have a different place which is very accomodating and funnily enough i actually prefer that the intercourse takes place there - however if others want to engage in those practices i have no problem with it, just don't try to involve me in it.
 

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im shorter than my bf and height isnt really an issue at all...except for when trying to have sex standing up which sux anyway. i mean the only was i think thats possible is to be against a wall...which isnt comfortable anyway...but i dunno what position is the hardest...they all make you tired anyway. though for me, when we do it standing up doggy style, it puts heaps of strain on my legs, but not on his...thats all i can think of though...
 

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whats wrong with anal? i dont do it but my bf n i have talked about it...itd be fun to experiment n try different things. if u love the person then it doesnt matter wat u do so yeh all u ppl who are so fkn paranoid get over it.

anyways the hardest position would have to be standing up....or wen my bf is standing n he's holding me up. just too tiring.
 

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anal just seems wrong. dont know why but it irks me
as for hardest position it has to be the first time. while others may be more physicaly straining the first time is definately the hardest
 

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Big Willy said:
i'm with the other guys; standing is really hard. shower's ok when you have a wall there; even then, it still gets a bit tiring
it works the quad's, will
hurts more than a 100m sprint..
 

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i dont seem to find height an issue with any sex position, including standing. im 154cm tall and my boy is 6"1, and we definately manage to enjoy stand up sex and every other position at that- excluding anal. (no django, im not 'paranoid' and even though my boy and i love each other alot its our personal choice not to have anal sex). as for the hardest position (hard to explain), girl is on top whilst the guy is lying down, and the girl does a 360 degree turn whilst the guy is inside. cant see how this could be enjoyable or possible, but yes, that would be the most difficult position ive heard of!
 

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lol @ minai.

anal is wrong cos the ass is an out hole and should remain that way. not to mention that it hurts.

i suppose if you are short, standing up sex only works well (ie without pain) if you are light. If not, impaling yourself, even if up against a wall, can be tricky...
 

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django_ said:
whats wrong with anal? i dont do it but my bf n i have talked about it... so yeh all u ppl who are so fkn paranoid get over it.
right, so just because im not into having anal sex with my boyfriend im 'so fkn paranoid'...i have the distinct feeling that you do not know the meaning of the word discrimination.
good for you for talking about it, my boyfriend and i have talked about it too, though we both said we dont like the idea.
i think you're the one who should 'get over' the fact that you think you're better than everyone else here simply because you talk about anal with your bf.
 

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DopeyB said:
Whats the hardest sexual position u guys got urself into.. this is a serious question!

hardest one for me would be, its like a gymnast position. I picked up my gf and u basically go her up the ass whilst holding her (she's off the ground)..ur arms do all the work so you need to be very strong especially if she's got a bit of meat on her, and fit to last the distance

I think this post should have read:

"I did my gf in the arse *guffaw guffaw* Now I need to express this over the internet in order to achieve validation for my devious sexual acts. Not only that but I won't ask her consent so anyone who knows my handle here shall know revealing information about her. But hey, what do I care? Women are sex objects and I care nothing for the consequences of my actions solong as I seem cool in front of small minded people who think putting my peepee in her poo poo is cool."

I'll tell you what, get her to fuck you in the arse with strap-on and then I'll be impressed. It's only fair afterall.
 

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ujuphleg said:
lol @ minai.

anal is wrong cos the ass is an out hole and should remain that way. not to mention that it hurts.

i suppose if you are short, standing up sex only works well (ie without pain) if you are light. If not, impaling yourself, even if up against a wall, can be tricky...

It hurts? You just need more lube ;)

Besides, us guys have the prostate which makes being fucked awesome. What's the point of fucking a girl?
 

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Simmey said:
Who takes it up the bum - seriously. I honestly dont think its right. Its sole purpose is for....other things. Anal is seriously a no-go!

Let's eaxmine your logic.

You can't put your penis in an anus because it's for waste?

But it is ok to put your penis (which may I add, is for urine, a waste product) into the vagina which discharges blood and uterous lining?

Great logic *shakes head*
 

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mugrug said:
Let's eaxmine your logic.

You can't put your penis in an anus because it's for waste?

But it is ok to put your penis (which may I add, is for urine, a waste product) into the vagina which discharges blood and uterous lining?

Great logic *shakes head*
I wasn't going to reply but...

Do you know where babies come from?

It only frikin "discharges blood and uterous lining" because no penis decided to come in and fertilize and what not.

Anyways. Anal is good for some, and anal is no good for others. Me and my bf said no. End of story.

She likes punk, he likes rap.
He likes red, she likes blue

This is a pointless arguement.
 
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Big Willy said:
i'm with the other guys; standing is really hard. shower's ok when you have a wall there; even then, it still gets a bit tiring

i think it depends on height. if my ex was taller than me and we could go standing no probs.. but my new bf is the same height, and i dunno but it doesnt work at all!
 

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i've had anal sex in the past and although it's not one of my favourite things to do, i don't mind it and i haven't closed my mind to experimenting in the future. you all talk about what comes out, but disgusting things come out of all our orifices (piss, vomit, phelgm...) and i'm generally a clean person and although i understand that it's a personal choice, i think a lot of you are being very close minded. you never know what you'll be doing in the future, and maybe one day you'll be in a position where you might want to experiment. and maybe then you'll find out that it's not so bad. this coming from a girl who did it with a guy who made porn stars look inadequete.
 

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yep agreed. ive had anal in the past too...hmm dont think ive ever admitted to it before. but when you see it on pornos it looks so dirty and all you see how big the hole is afterwards...um yeah at first it hurts and is a little uncomfortable but it wasnt that bad..im not doing it again though, im over it, we tried it and that was that....you should never judge something until you have been there and done it yourself
 

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doggy style, but with the guy's body facing opposite the girl. ...wtf...
 

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