Attention All Schoolies Goers...A Lesson... (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

Ha ha ha thats the funniest thing i have ever heard.That is shit.You must have no friends at all and thats why u are saying all that shit .HA HA HA

No its not. The reason he's saying that is because he's a devout christian with no sense of recognition for other people's beliefs.

 

[Espo15]

i thought its time i enlighten the naive to what schoolies really is, not just on the Gold Coast, as many of you im sure will retort, but everywhere. Schoolies is:

1) Alcohol
2) Random Sex
3) Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

lets expand on these shall we?

1) Alcohol

The substance that brings out the asshole in everybody...you could be the sweetest person in the world, and after a couple of Jack Daniels you're yelling at your significant other/friends for stepping on your foot...it also makes english your second language...well done...you down a few shots and you are fluent in drunkenese...

Binge drinking is the shit?...i think not...idiots..

2) Random Sex

Now, being the sexually active 17/18 year olds that im sure you all are, you're probably into the old "one night stand"? for those of you who are, read on. If not, quaintly ignore and skip along to 3...

One night stands are nothing to be proud of...

guys: it doesnt make you a "player". You're just a regular slut like every1 else
girls: ever wonder why God created sex? for girls to become pregnant...im sure you'd like your pregnancy test to turn blue when you're on schoolies and you dont even know the name of the guy you slept with last night...

One night stands also increase your chances of getting STD's exponentially...

3)Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

this one is interesting as it can be linked with both 1 & 2...in that order...guess what...being drunk and running around in another city/state/country being an ass to randoms doesnt make you cool...it makes you 500% more likely to become a stab victim by the end of the night...


id like you to take this morale into account when goin to schoolies ANYWHERE:

you can have GOOD, CLEAN FUN at schoolies without alcohol, sex and Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

This has been a Harlequin Service Announcement...

you are possibly the lamest thing on the internet.

 

[hiphophorray123]

you are possibly the lamest thing on the internet.

ie, a good christian boy

 

[TheHarlequinMan]

i vote this thread for the catagories of "Worst Idea Ever", "Most Contraversial Thread", "Most Hate & Shit Shovelled on one User in a thread"...

i think itd take top honours in all of them...

 

[stazi]

no its ok. youre a religious fundamentalist minus the fun. i'm a religious rationalist. i'm religious but dont believe in blind faith

 

[white_spazzy]

i am christian, and i am going to schoolies, i do not consider my friends brainless.
Harlequin i support you having your beliefs...but who are you to foist your religious beliefs onto everyone else??
a person's participation in schoolies is their choice and you have no need to educate people on the "evils" of the activities you meantioned, we are all aware of the implication of our actions, be those implications religious or not.
SCHOOLIES IS FOR FUN-EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT KINDA FUN!
HAVE FUN AT SCHOOLIES PEOPLE because that's what it's about

 

[Dreamerish*~]

It was kind of pointless to start this thread, as alcohol, sleeping around, and idiocy will probably make some people want to go even more.

It does sound exaggerated though, I'm sure there are people who go to schoolies and come back healthy and without a fertilised egg (or a sore penis, for that matter). People who go just for the socialising and partying aren't likely to be instantly turned into staggering sexually-frustrated alcoholics, and as it has been said many times by other posts, you'll find idiots everywhere.

That being said, the Schoolies ads certainly do make it look like a place of frequent random sex. I would have maybe considered going, if not for those horribly cramped footages from the ads that try in vain to make the place looks exciting. I suppose only people who have been there know what it's really like, and what percentage of schoolies-goers are complete idiots.

 

[jisu]

you can have GOOD, CLEAN FUN at schoolies without alcohol, sex and Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

could you enlighten me what you would consider good, clean fun at schoolies.

 

[FreakTrigger]

Am I the only person who's struck with the feeling that this is either self-righteous wank or sarcasm?

 

[jisu]

yep.

>.>

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Sense! Finally, someone who's been able to work it out all on their own WITHOUT me or Dreamerish*~ having to tell you!

Team Argonautish*~!

 

[I_chow_on_meow]

i thought its time i enlighten the naive to what schoolies really is, not just on the Gold Coast, as many of you im sure will retort, but everywhere. Schoolies is:

1) Alcohol
2) Random Sex
3) Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

lets expand on these shall we?

1) Alcohol

The substance that brings out the asshole in everybody...you could be the sweetest person in the world, and after a couple of Jack Daniels you're yelling at your significant other/friends for stepping on your foot...it also makes english your second language...well done...you down a few shots and you are fluent in drunkenese...

Binge drinking is the shit?...i think not...idiots..

2) Random Sex

Now, being the sexually active 17/18 year olds that im sure you all are, you're probably into the old "one night stand"? for those of you who are, read on. If not, quaintly ignore and skip along to 3...

One night stands are nothing to be proud of...

guys: it doesnt make you a "player". You're just a regular slut like every1 else
girls: ever wonder why God created sex? for girls to become pregnant...im sure you'd like your pregnancy test to turn blue when you're on schoolies and you dont even know the name of the guy you slept with last night...

One night stands also increase your chances of getting STD's exponentially...

3)Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

this one is interesting as it can be linked with both 1 & 2...in that order...guess what...being drunk and running around in another city/state/country being an ass to randoms doesnt make you cool...it makes you 500% more likely to become a stab victim by the end of the night...


id like you to take this morale into account when goin to schoolies ANYWHERE:

you can have GOOD, CLEAN FUN at schoolies without alcohol, sex and Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...

This has been a Harlequin Service Announcement...

this is my reply to your 1,2 and 3
1) you cant hold your alc
2) Your cant get laid , and u constantly think about get some action and u vent ur sexual frustration on the net
3) dont really have a explanation for 3 but you are a total fuck

well, and the fact u r a christian wont change the fact that ur a dick.
IF ustill decide to come to schoolies i am sure everyone on here will help to try get u laid, and boozed up and maybe par take in some idiocy
you can also let us know how schoolies will be for u when u spend it on your computer cybering 60 year old pedos!!

 

[craziebeautiful]

im sorry but everyone is just saying the same old shit now...99% of u dont agree with him so why bitch to him....i really dont think he cares!
as for u people saying u are "christian" but still dont agree with him...so im christian too....im just a non practicing one

 

[Punkcess]

Here's the thing, the whole point of a forum isn't just to cut someone down, especially by stooping to the level of picking on spelling-grow up...
The man, voiced his opinion, and fair if you don't agree, he gave a worse case scenario, and tried to make parts of the general population realise what COULD happen-and to realise the risks of what it can do.
I don't agree with everything that was said, but hey, I'm not going to cut down the guy for voicing an opinion.
And BTW, you can catch STD's when you wear a condom, a condom ain't gonna stop you from getting crabs to say the least.

 

[Crestwood's_G]

i think yall should shut the fuck up...i aint going to skoolies because i couldnt really give a fuck im sure it isnt the best time of ur life because if it is...u must be pretty sad...ur gonna get married (nah actually u wont) and ur husband/wife will say this is the happiest day of my life and youll say ..."dahhhh nah not 4 me skoolies was" lmao call me a loser i couldnt really give a fuck...id rather be recording a rap album than getting pissed and rooting random lowies...and when ya see me accomplishing a top 10 CD lol (nah) u can sit back and say i wasted my life....come on guys...grow up are u gonna be 30 and still getting pissed???

 

[FreakTrigger]

Yes.

10 char.

 

[piss weak]

pfft hsc 2006! lol sorry!

 

[thom01]

can someone get old mate a drink...maybe more then root him limp...i think he'll change his mind

 

[Firnovvwen]

For god sakes people! Give the guy a rest. He made a mistake by thinking that people will actually go and do what he thinks. A BLOODY MISTAKE!! I think he gets it now, that his opinion on this subject in this thread was not worth all the trouble.

By the way, so what if he's Christian? Fundamentlaist Islamic people in the eastern part of the world would probably agree with him, because that is what they believe. If he does not wish to 1) drink 2) have sex or 3) be involved in "downright idiocy", who cares? If someone else does, they will take this advice, but be too scared to actually post on a thread that could see them being ridiculed too.

This is stupid childish behaviour, I thought we were all better than this.

I want this topic locked, he doesn't deserve to be ridiculed on the internet about his opinions.

 

[a8o]

he can del the thread if he likes.