hiphophorray123
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TheHarlequinMan said:i thought its time i enlighten the naive to what schoolies really is, not just on the Gold Coast, as many of you im sure will retort, but everywhere. Schoolies is:
1) Alcohol
2) Random Sex
3) Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...
lets expand on these shall we?
1) Alcohol
The substance that brings out the asshole in everybody...you could be the sweetest person in the world, and after a couple of Jack Daniels you're yelling at your significant other/friends for stepping on your foot...it also makes english your second language...well done...you down a few shots and you are fluent in drunkenese...
Binge drinking is the shit?...i think not...idiots..
2) Random Sex
Now, being the sexually active 17/18 year olds that im sure you all are, you're probably into the old "one night stand"? for those of you who are, read on. If not, quaintly ignore and skip along to 3...
One night stands are nothing to be proud of...
guys: it doesnt make you a "player". You're just a regular slut like every1 else
girls: ever wonder why God created sex? for girls to become pregnant...im sure you'd like your pregnancy test to turn blue when you're on schoolies and you dont even know the name of the guy you slept with last night...
One night stands also increase your chances of getting STD's exponentially...
3)Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...
this one is interesting as it can be linked with both 1 & 2...in that order...guess what...being drunk and running around in another city/state/country being an ass to randoms doesnt make you cool...it makes you 500% more likely to become a stab victim by the end of the night...
id like you to take this morale into account when goin to schoolies ANYWHERE:
you can have GOOD, CLEAN FUN at schoolies without alcohol, sex and Downright idiocy involving brainless individuals who deserve to be shot regardless...
This has been a Harlequin Service Announcement...
let the ppl have their fun, they finished their HSC they deserve it stop trying to enforce your morals dumbass religious boy