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*yawn* Shutup.

Fist him.

you've never heard the expression of the ball? it's a red-neck american term, it means they pound you so hard that their knob makes a giant circle indent in your uterus

kathelle, kathelle - that's her name sucking dick is the name of the game she likes it down her throat and hard from dicks that reach for yards and yards she'll do it for a penny or two or just some con-fir-mation from you 'coz she's so low and will take it all up the ass and through her ball...

Awww my little kathelle is burning! It's ok, many people revert to the ancient "Your Mum" jokes at least once in their early life. Have you ever heard of the concept of being a Myspace emo, kathelle? That way, instead of posting here thinking we give a shit, you can write poems to yourself and...

That was a good laugh and story. That's a sick story to tell your mates over and over. I respect you for this.

I sucked my Mum's tit when I was about 3 months old. I think it was a lust thing, but I've evolved from that point and am now a better person and now know to treat women with respect and equality.

Cocksluts belong in Shutupville.

Shut up?

ahahahahaaa you're BURNING :burn: poor kathelle... poor cute little kathelle...

They're called unisex jeans. They usually go hand in hand with converse shoes to get the goofy/geeky look which is supposedly cool now. I also like them as well as checkered jumpers (see Seth coen from the OC for more of this look). chicks dig it, they think it looks cute and cool. I think this...

Shutup.

It's when you take a dump on your partner's chest, and then she sucks you off until your ejaculate over your dump. Thus making the white flaky and brown substance we call lamingtons. Good afternoon, good evening and good night.

yes they can. if i posted a picture of him/her in a thread and got 10 acounts to say "wow she is fucking ugly", then that makes christina aguilera a liar and a thief. don't believe in holywood songs!

dreamerish I think you're very pretty

you must suck every single penis you can get your lips onto. and if you can't get your mouth onto a specific penis, make sure your hands get on it. last resort should be jerking him off with your elbows.

there are some girls that i know who would seriously skip my eye out in public because they look pretty average realistically. however, since i know how fun they are and their personalities, i think they are about 9.3 times cos(pi +2) sexier. there's really only 1 option you have, and that's...