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When the HSC is over I'm going to.... Take a dump on my own chest.

"Write a transcript on...." So. Is it a speech, or some radio interview? In my school trial (we make our own) for In the Wild, we were asked to write a transcript and 90% of people wrote a speech. I hate radio interviews they sound so shitty. Please help

watch a porno, they teach you how to write love letters

contract aids from some guy out of kings cross and then go have sex with your partner. the perfect crime.

ok let's say next week your boyfriend tells you that he let his sister feel his testicles and wank his penis off because he was feeling insecure about his penis size and triangular testicles. now how would you feel? destroyed? WOULD YOU!!!??? THINK ABOUT IT, PUT YOURSELF INTO HIS SHOES!!!

11 of my mates are coming to terrigal, and i know a group of like 14 girls going we're goin 20th - 30th dunno how we're gonna last 10 days theres like 1 fuckin club there. i swear you girls better not have aids

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i know mine word for word i can write it out in 30-32 minutes in an exam (even after manipulating the image stimulus they give you and incorporating it into my story) w1nner!!!

short term: * get 95 uai * bench 100kg * make money after schoolies and blow it on clothes long term: * stuff * bench 150kg * work in a huge building wearing an almani suit and having a hot secretary

yeah well obviously everyone would realise i'm a 52 year old pedo if this dating service was started, so i object.

be FURIOUS go and demand anal sex RIGHT NOW

MACCAS! when you meet up with her, proceed to flop your penis out and say, "comprehendo?" she will give you a nod or a head shake. either way just stick your dick in and hope for the best. God speed, young padawan.

Re: Does Size Matter? they call me the backlog for obvious reasons

you've obviously got to let him pound you up the ass.

true. so, so true. *hi 5*

for my first girlfriend i wrote a love letter "fuck me tonight its my birthday in a month" i ended up buying her dinner. so technically we went out for a night

ignore redgoddess FUCK HER!

You're really asking two questions there. I have two answers. PUSSY and TITTIES

FUCK HER BRAINS SILLY! and then take her out for dinner. and then disappear for a week, then fuck her again. then come back and make a post, i'll tell you what to do from there.

Very important question. For my school trials, the boy who got 1st in the In The Wild section (19/20) did it without comparing. You see, I have it infront of me. He mentions BNW context, the author, then talks about some major issues. Then he introduces BR, context, says its similar like BNW...