this story makes me cringe. but apparently you don't necessarily need your penis. it's more convenient, but not entirely necessary. it's the testes that count.
i could be wrong.
in a year 9 geography exam, a group of about 30 of us decided to intentionally collapse our tables one at a time at every 5 minute interval. it was the funniest shit.
the tables collapsed really easily. all you had to do was hit the spoke connecting the wooden top to the legs.