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Really? Wtf, that's retarded.

You should have kissed her. You've missed your shot.

That was the signal.

It's an indicative measure

This, but keeping in mind creepily standing around her all the time doesn't count.

Wait, which school are you at?

You never dealt with any girl, stop making up stories.

"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me." Then when she's all awkward, just go "I'm joking, my name is .... how are you?" Problem solved.

Lol, what a bitch, why would you even like her then?

Wait, so she has a boyfriend that's in your year? Why doesn't she go to the formal with him? Why make all this up?

Please tell me the dad high fived him?

I haven't actually asked a girl out in ages. Pretty much, I've gone to coffee, then kissed them as I've said goodbye. Has worked every time, even on the ones that weren't whales.

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I don't like the look of Windows 8, all this flashy UIs are just crap. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd set up OpenSUSE on this machine properly. But finding drivers for everything is a fucking bitch, I must have got the least Linux friendly laptop ever.

Also, something else I noticed. Guys who don't have any chance with any girls, let alone intelligent girls, having standards saying she must be 'this' intelligent.

Shadow, stop being so retarded. Just accept you can't get women because you're pathetic, not because you're quirky.

Read what he posted before posting.

Why not just try to pick up a RAMUS scholarship? http://ramus.ruralhealth.org.au/ They aren't bonded.

Lol it's not censorship, it's their network. Get over it :P

Riproot, I thought you were supposed to be good at these things, why are you asking for advice?