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Suck it.

No hope for you. I got invited though, how does that make you feel?

What the dick is wrong with that guy?

Sex/Masturbation before an exam helps relax you and think more clearly...

Or maybe she doesn't like you and didn't want you to like her, maybe?

Ummm... what?

Why is it any different to normal cougars?

This, I have a powerful 16" laptop, only has a battery life of 2 hours. End up using my netbook for portability.

I dunno, in my experience most girls get all "Oh shit, he likes me, obviously" and pull away when you get that close, just give them distance blah blah blah. Or something. But it's quite easy for opposite genders to be friends, but yeah basically, stop being clingy. Problem solved

This is an odd question, pretty much you'd know if it wasn't right for you if you aren't happy in that course. It's not really something other people can determine for you. Also, Shadow, the fact that number 6 is a reason is pathetic.

Dude, wear a fucking toga. I can tell you, if it's a toga party and girls are drunk and you're not in a toga. EVERY SINGLE ONE YOU SPEAK TO WILL OBSESS ABOUT YOU NOT BEING IN A TOGA! K, so wear a toga.

Oh I will, also I've removed you from my ignore list on a probationary basis.

You took too long to reply so I continued doing my essay, seemed like a more productive use of my time.

Yep.

Most universities only count the GPA if it is a full year or more in university.

Shadow, I need your advice, there is a cute girl sitting near me at the library, what do I do? Do I just flop my dick out or do I talk to her and aim to get stuck in the friendzone?

http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/games/its-the-unreal-wedding-of-the-year-20091126-jt2j.html This one is better.

Only one, and I didn't even sleep with that one.

I was aroused and stimulated.