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i was considering giving her a urine sample as a gift but thats probably out of the picture now that her dad is deceaced

I'm going on a first date (again) and im wondering what should i do the first time her dad kinda died in the hospital so she stood me up but whatever i dont care bout that anyway so yeah any ideas?

haha dude are you indian/asian

hi i printed out the above form and wrote down the ansers can i send it to you or something? i cbf to type it out again (grrrrr)

jokes, thats what a muslim would say.

imo you shouldu beat girls like you beat children

unless you wear it to work they are lame at our age

in H

confirmed.

Re: How Many Guys does a girl have to "sleep" with before being considered a slut/who dude shut up the only mansluts you know are mohammed and your muslim dad

confirmed.

every time i get a registration key from someone i use it and then tell demonoid that the person sold it to me so that their accountgets banned (hahah)

shut up you are lame

shit cove does not belong in the north shore.

I'm going to Byron how about u guys

Matrix is so fucking shit.

yeah no shit ugly betty

okay i work in an office and i can tell you that cufflinks arent very practical pros they look good cons take longer than 20 secs to put on in the morning easy to lose makes your sleeve bigger cuffs are larger, easier to stain sleeves cannot be rolled up on hot days/always/difficult and...

captian chin pickin up the ladettes

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