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uh...have you read the title of that thread?

just tell her: "I want to make sure that my AIDS has gone away before I have sex again. I got if from my last gf and she said it goes away after 6 months, but its only been 5 and a half so I want to check to be sure"

id say unsw is the uni for you, its easier to spell ;) maybe check out this thread http://community.boredofstudies.org/586/general-university-discussion/203554/rank-nsw-unis-particular-faculties-why.html

my point exactly although you guys would finish the semester earlier then, right?

notice how the people with assignments go to macquarie ;)

pull my finger

stand up and proclaim in a loud voice so that everyone in the class can hear it "you, my dear, have cooties" wipe your hands on something like you are trying to get the cooties off them. then go and sit on the other side of the room

lol, I wouldnt listen to this chump. the 3u cambridge textbook for year 11 and year 12 covers both the 2u course and the 3u course. so buying both is stupid and a complete waste of money.

5. Tall, dark and handsome...that really the fantasy of a perfect guy? ive got a question. what does the "dark" refer to in this description of a guy? is it like dark hair? or a black guy? or what?

when you are sitting close to her, get a pen out and write "suprise" on your hand. then drop the pen in her lap. when you reach out to pick the pen up, show her your other hand (the one that says suprise). one hand should be relatively close to the prize at this point. when she reads "suprise"...

fucking thread is full of idiots i do hope you all try some of these pick up lines in the real world. perhaps if you are lucky you will get rejected big time, become depressed and fucking shoot yourself. then the world wont have to endure you and the complete idiocy held within these pick up...

a great and very wise man once said that studying english is akin to a slow death by cancer.

painful

any player that plays professional golf, bowling, darts and cricket. cmon, wtf kind of sports are these? anybody that plays them is overrated

Questions on morals 1)Do you agree with most laws set up by your government, specifically criminal law? pretty much 2)Is there any circumstance where it is ok to take the life of another person? ofcourse, for self defence and such, to save the life of others. 3)Is there any...

that last one is quite insulting. made all the more funny because you think its a compliment

i dunno, to want to have sex in a disable toilets shows some intellectual handicap in itself, so its not a total misuse of the room then again sex is sex

LOL @ that promo poster. half of this cast is laughable. they had so little to say about Yas that they said he was able to walk to most locations. WTF? how does this make it into a promo poster? how is this relavent information and my god, how hard is it to get away from drugs and gang...

fuck me! i need to get me a nice car then

just say this "Hey, I'll be coming down to Adelaide in a couple days. My uncle died last night (oh its so tragic) and his funeral is in a few days in Adelaide. So while I am there I can sell you the computer face to face. Where about do you live?" and then see what his response is. if he...