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maybe i should stop wearing the eye patch then

yea lets play this out shall we??? you miss for the first time and are kissing her nose. she thinks you did it on purpose, slaps you and thats it. youve lost your gf. even if she doesnt she has an embarrasing story on you forever i suppose your one of those people that are embarrased in...

you never read novels in class. your much better off just reading notes and essays. my english teacher even confessed to our class that she never read BNW when she was at school, just used notes and such.

yea. you see its quite acceptable because of what you have just pointed out. everyone always closes thier eyes. so if you keep your eyes open, the girl wont see this at all. eventually you can close your eyes but you dont want your first kiss to be with a chin and you still want your eyes open...

well just stick out your genitals and you will get into the dance sooner or later. something is bound to free up and when it does fly in there like a sports car through a tunnel. vrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm

her roles in the movies are quite limited. shes has written the books already, they could kill her and still makes the movies. and i remember the first movie. they cut out so much that i stopped reading the series because rather than enjoy each film i would only be remembering things they...

better to recieve. dont have to do any work

oh they probably exagerated that story so much. like, we can only take JK's word of what her living conditions were like, the baby that is 1 wk old wont remember anything. she couldve been living in garbage or wiping her but with gold, we wouldnt know. and again she does something to get...

the best thing to do is to flirt with someone else infront of her, make sure you pick someone hotter than her because if you succeed then you just dump your current gf and take the better prize. and if you fail then it doesnt matter, youve got your girlfriend next to you. or you could sleep...

no one remembers people that get to the semis Charizard. When was the last time you heard "And here we have a great team. Won the league in 98, FA cup in 95, 99 and 01 and Yes they made it to the UCL semis. Thats right. the semis." semis is no achievement, and tbh, some pretty average teams...

Ronaldo is an idiot. Man U are stupid if they keep him. He doesnt want to play for manu anymore and is injured and had just come of a great season, one that he will never top. his price will only go down. and why keep a player that has 0 loyalty? same reason why Ade and Hleb from arsenal...

i think the best thing to put on a woman would be another, more attractive woman. Way better than any food combination.

true (see, this guy knows what he is doing)

check out your textbook, it would be in there

you never just 'break up' with someone. you have to be smarter about it just borrow some money off then first then break up, or go out and 'forget' to bring your wallet/purse. or you can play with them and date someone else. and when they confront you say that 'we were never involved. you...

alot of people close thier eyes on thier first kiss. I would advise against this. you dont want to be kissing your gf's chin, or worse, her nose on your first time. so yea. keep it slow. eyes open. and make sure you hit the lips

if you really want to do this right go out with her a few more times and do subtle things to her and get your revenge over time, then finish with something big. if you get into her house, unplug her CPU, TV and other electrical applicances from the socket. Do a poo at her house. then wipe...

^^^ the truth. thats why its called aussie rules. cause the aussies made up thier own rules for the game that no one else felt like playing

yea its B, very clearly. A is stupid, just like beyond stupid. "Ok you can no longer produce electricity or water as these harm the environment, so its back to the dark ages people. the environment needs us". like from an economics viewpoint, thats just stupidity. C is also stupid for the...

^^^ this person obviously supports infant rape the age should be as soon as the body is ready. it may be 10 for some people, but 16 for others, but yea, if your developed, you should be able to. its like your brain. when it has developed enough for learning, you go to school. you dont sit...