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  1. jezzmo

    Do you believe in God?

    Re: Do you believe is God? "reject" is a verb that does require a quantifier to make any sense. You cannot just "reject" (maybe as some kind of general personality trait?). So I disagree with you on that but ask why you would need to be on the defensive in the first place? "Not accepting" a...
  2. jezzmo

    Do you believe in God?

    I agree, not his greatest moment.
  3. jezzmo

    Do you believe in God?

    Re: Do you believe is God? "All the religions are superfunny to me," Parker adds. "The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act." But...
  4. jezzmo

    Occupy Wall St

    C'mon, let's all just out and say it like it is:
  5. jezzmo

    I cant fucking sleep

    All luck will be seized indefinitely. If luck plays a part, why study? These arbitrary cosmological tints of injustice will no longer stand. If you want to "dope up" your exam with luck - if you think you can get away with it. If you think the world smiles at you- we will find you, we will...
  6. jezzmo

    I cant fucking sleep

    As you speak. Getting drunk by yourself as YOU speak. We just type. And not even that. We are all Siri, pre-programmed to keep you occupied while we kidnap your identity and stain your towels.
  7. jezzmo

    I cant fucking sleep

    You cannot sleep while the world is awake. This is when things get moved. Slow, etches of crawl. You want to sleep? Get in line. We will process you. But not without consequence. Consider this a first warning.
  8. jezzmo

    What is a urine baby?

    gonna speak to the cops and see wot we can do about you!
  9. jezzmo

    Do you believe in God?

    Re: Do you believe is God? Yeah but if you aren't a good person and you light fires and stuff just for kicks .. you might become a pretty good dude in the next life. So really, get your lighting fires thing done and dusted now, just in case you become that boring office guy post-mortality.
  10. jezzmo

    What is a urine baby?

    Hahah, i guess when you piss on a kid you could probably just call it a urine baby. Definitely gonna call it next time. That will make it worse for them. Splash, splash - NAMECALL finale! Perfect prank. Gonna drink so much OJ now then go find kids.
  11. jezzmo

    No Doz before an exam?

    Took No Doz before an exam once and fought the bouncer. And won. So do it, definitely do it. But get a good lawyer to mark your exam and give you tips on the legal procedures that follow. And definitely do not stare into the lens. It is all admissible.
  12. jezzmo

    Occupy Wall St

    Occupy is a favourable verb. It's like loiter, but more productive. More masculine - fiery and conquerable . Fighting for justice and all that verb. But really, you're probably just high, a bit disorientated and you hang around the noise and lights like a moth to avoid the abyss of lonely...
  13. jezzmo

    IB requirements for Columbia

    As an authority, I must understand and offer console after revealing that you must, in fact be Columbian, to attend this particularly fine and upstanding institution. We can get you a job with Amway if you require.
  14. jezzmo

    Do you believe in God?

    God is your grammar. A load of flimsy metaphors. You punctuate like you annunciate! Slurry at best. You'd better hope that God is long dead because if he finds you anywhere near his image, he will isolate you for eternity. He will make you sit in uncomfortable furniture and read all of his...
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    Do you believe in God?

    Mods drop tables.
  16. jezzmo

    them Sydney Trains moments

    Re: them cityrail moments I felt at home on the newcastle trains. People could do what they wanted - sex, drugs, violence. It all just amused, with headphones on and a head in the clouds. Sydney trains are stale and lifeless. I want jazz in my life, not routine.
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    them Sydney Trains moments

    Re: them cityrail moments Who is going to complain if a loud bitch administers herself an opiate?
  18. jezzmo

    wats ur gym routine

    This is one day, arms and shoulders? What is an arms/shoulders day? Do you have a torso day, no limbs involved? Just floating muscle compressions? I'm feeling useless- but just a nitpick, one of many - don't begin with wrist curls. End with them - I agree with their inclusion, but compounds...
  19. jezzmo

    Do you believe in God?

    Re: Do you believe is God? I see religious people using religion as a tool for shortcuts to happiness. And I despise their religion. But after a taint of deliberation I decided - fuck it, why not establish that shortcut without religion. So I undertook several months of ketamine abuse, using...
  20. jezzmo

    Aussies 'in denial' about being overweight

    Another BMI driven scare. My guess is Aussies have bigger frames in general than .. asians .. and tiny french kittens. As a roughly sporting (debatable, yes), meat eating country, our BMI should be somewhat statistically higher before we begin to infer health risks. Maybe there is an issue, but...
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