Yeah, Real with Ronaldo and Kaka - I get you now. Though yes, NEWB FC! Wins everything. The irony, the clubs we win against will feel bad due to the irony! =P
And yeah, that adds to the weirdness! And chess, and... turn based strategy games like Civilisation and real time games like Age of Empires or Rise of Nations? If so, awesome. You get +50 points of awesome in my book.