Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (5 Viewers)

[Arcorn]

m8, it is. Only like ten women have held the position (officially) in the past five years. Very... prestigious.

You're an idiot.

 

[Firstra1]

If your secret crush has a crush on someone else, or if there are other guys who want your secret crush, eliminate all competitors using all force necessary. A smear campaign blackening their reputation is good (accuse them of pedophilia, sexual deviancy, or sick fetishes) or use physical intimitation or lethal force as required and the girl is yours!

 

[Arcorn]

If your secret crush has a crush on someone else, or if there are other guys who want your secret crush, eliminate all competitors using all force necessary. A smear campaign blackening their reputation is good (accuse them of pedophilia, sexual deviancy, or sick fetishes) or use physical intimitation or lethal force as required and the girl is yours!

Also, hack their facebook.

 

[horny unicorn]

cr3p3

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Huh. Really now?




fine.

 

[Makaveli_]

gurrl why you aint from the hood

 

[KatherinePierce]

i'd like to ride your bike.
pr0perly dis time

 

[Riproot]

i'd like to ride your bike.
pr0perly dis time

if you know what I mean.

 

[Lolsmith]

Huh. Really now?




fine.

what's great about these posts is that they're about slyhunter

 

[horny unicorn]

if you know what I mean.

hahaah whitetext

 

[Fawun]

but there were ~vibes~



Anyway, irrelevant now because:


Dear current #1 secret crush,

You are now dubbed: 'Former (2-time) #1 secret crush'

Dear former (2-time) #1 secret crush,

Isn't it just great, that the night after you become my #1 secret crush again

you fuck some other guy.


I don't know what to do anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Oh my god i'm sorry but this is funny

 

[Blue Suede]

I've written slam poetry about you (lol) (but srs)

 

[RANK 1]

why did i not ask for your name, cant believe we had a 10 min long convo without me asking your name. second time this has happened

 

[KatherinePierce]

if you know what I mean.

dis time
his actual bike but ok
dat wurks too.

 

[Riproot]

I've written slam poetry about you (lol) (but srs)

lulz ur sah gae

dis time
his actual bike but ok
dat wurks too.

lol

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

what's great about these posts is that they're about slyhunter

pshhh, assumptions.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

notsureifintentionalorincidental/10

 

[KatherinePierce]

Saw you today. Was going to wave and greet ya like you were about to but...
Stupid whore (from my group) told me to go because she "knows the story". (no fuck u/off slut)
Ugh.

 

[L]

Why is my swizzler account banned?

 

[Fawun]

um i miss you

please come back in my life