Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (2 Viewers)

[Shadowdude]

So you asked a girl out who, even though she had the opportunity, chose not to talk to you much in the past?

Chose to not?

Yes Riproot, because all people are so very very extroverted that when they meet someone in passing - they'll totally go up to them and get to know them better and chat to them and everything.

Aspie as fuck.

I don't.

You're an idiot.

not as much as you

Stop being jealous because no one would actually touch you sexually ever.

lol, wanna bet?

SHE SAID NO BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND NEVER WILL.

STOP DAT.

for the last five hours

i don't care if she does

she made her choice


gr8 arguing riproot

lol

 

[Arcorn]

Cmon man.. if a girl did want to go out with you, she would be like 'oh I'm not free tomorrow but wanna do something next week?' etc

If she just says no, I think you should just move on.

I already said this to him.

 

[Shadowdude]

Because they don't realise that you are insane.

insane-ly smart!

=)

Cmon man.. if a girl did want to go out with you, she would be like 'oh I'm not free tomorrow but wanna do something next week?' etc

If she just says no, I think you should just move on.

Well, actually one of the reasons she probably said no is that - as I found out the next night - she kinda has a boyfriend already?

(forgot to mention that)

lol whoops

sorry guys

 

[Arcorn]

insane-ly smart!

=)



Well, actually one of the reasons she probably said no is that - as I found out the next night - she kinda has a boyfriend already?

(forgot to mention that)

lol whoops

sorry guys

Yet you go on about "Oh, but she thought the advertising is annoying" as a genuine excuse. *Facepalm*

 

[Shadowdude]

Yet you go on about "Oh, but she thought the advertising is annoying" as a genuine excuse. *Facepalm*

obviously you don't know the meaning of "forgot to mention that"

 

[Arcorn]

obviously you don't know the meaning of "forgot to mention that"

>.> Don't you think that would be the real reason then? Rather than what she told you?

 

[seanieg89]

insane-ly smart!

you wish...

 

[pony_magician]

But she also said no because it's you though, aswell.

 

[Shadowdude]

>.> Don't you think that would be the real reason then? Rather than what she told you?

Now it occurs to me, yeah.

you wish...

m8

But she also said no because it's you though, aswell.

Yeah, and I'm not her boyfriend.

oh well

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Dear current #1 secret crush,

You now hold the position of tenure. Congratulations! Let's see how long you can keep it.

It's a shame that while you hold the highest position possible, I'm not completely sold on you.

Usually, my #1 secret crush is someone I really do want to ask out, preferably even the next time I see her - while #2 and below is usually for those girls I've flagged as seemingly pretty awesome, and would like to know more about before I ask them out.

That said, I would never ask a non-#1 secret crush out - so while you are currently holding the title, I don't know if I know you well enough, or even like you enough, to consider asking you out.

And then I have to think about whether you'd say yes...


Plus many other things too.

 

[Arcorn]

Shadow...Just stop embarrassing yourself. You're not even Spanish.

 

[Riproot]

Chose to not?

Yes Riproot, because all people are so very very extroverted that when they meet someone in passing - they'll totally go up to them and get to know them better and chat to them and everything.

You said several.

If someone sees another several times and chooses not to talk to them that much, then they don't like them.

Simple as that.

not as much as you

yes, this is totally a rebuttable.

And yeah, I so am because I actually grasp social conventions at least partially.

lol, wanna bet?

I've already pledged to bet $40 at you won't have sex before 20 (rape and fatties/uglies don't count).

for the last five hours
i don't care if she does
she made her choice

gr8 arguing riproot

lol

And he choice wasn't you.
Just like every other woman on earth's choice isn't you.

better than you

LOL (fuck, only aspies write lol at the end of shit in situations like this)

insane-ly smart!

=)

Gets below average marks in maths quizzes.

Labels self "insanely smart"

Okay…

Well, actually one of the reasons she probably said no is that - as I found out the next night - she kinda has a boyfriend already?

(forgot to mention that)

lol whoops

sorry guys

So she wasn't interested.

The whole time.

Like we all said.

Plus, you made out like she fucked a random guy.


You're a terrible person.

 

[hayabusaboston]

You said several.

If someone sees another several times and chooses not to talk to them that much, then they don't like them.

Simple as that.

yes, this is totally a rebuttable.

And yeah, I so am because I actually grasp social conventions at least partially.

I've already pledged to bet $40 at you won't have sex before 20 (rape and fatties/uglies don't count).

And he choice wasn't you.
Just like every other woman on earth's choice isn't you.

better than you

LOL (fuck, only aspies write lol at the end of shit in situations like this)

Gets below average marks in maths quizzes.

Labels self "insanely smart"

Okay…

So she wasn't interested.

The whole time.

Like we all said.

Plus, you made out like she fucked a random guy.


You're a terrible person.

STOP FUCKING ARGUING! jesus shadow, you're worse than me with women LOL! and im pretty fucking bad hahaha.

 

[Shadowdude]

You said several.

If someone sees another several times and chooses not to talk to them that much, then they don't like them.

Maybe because she had a boyfriend at the time - and thus making a move is inappropriate. Plus you have to remember I was pretty basement back then.

I've already pledged to bet $40 at you won't have sex before 20 (rape and fatties/uglies don't count).

really

and you do realise i can just hire a prostitute for $39 and get dat $1 profit

And he choice wasn't you.
Just like every other woman on earth's choice isn't you.

well no shit sherlock

Gets below average marks in maths quizzes.

Labels self "insanely smart"

Okay…

yes because assessments and assignments are a true test of smartness and not just academic aptitude

So she wasn't interested.

The whole time.

Like we all said.

Plus, you made out like she fucked a random guy.

well duh

do you not understand the concept of "she has a boyfriend"

You're a terrible person.

not as terrible as you.

 

[OzKo]

I'm not liking where this conversation is going so it will be locked until you guys cool off.

Any further arguments along this ilk will result in a warning/infraction.

Edit: Thread has been reopened.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

You're so nice. I have no idea how you tolerate my triviality and being used as a bean bag.

 

[Shadowdude]

Dear current #1 secret crush,

Reviewing my previous address to you - I regret to inform you that the position is now vacated.

The whole system doesn't work with the contradictions in the last post I made - for instance, the #1 secret crush is supposed to be someone I want to ask out - however, I don't want to ask you out (yet) because I'm still figuring you out and everything. So, to keep with the standing and prestige of the #1 secret crush position; I cannot degrade it by awarding the title to, for example, someone I don't want to ask out yet.

In the past, it is true, that wrong awardings of the #1 secret crush title were regrettably done. However, to differentiate these, we are still working on a system.

So... we'll have a more confusing system now where you will be re-instated to #2 secret crush, but at the same time there is no number #1 secret crush.

That is all.

 

[Arcorn]

Dear current #1 secret crush,

Reviewing my previous address to you - I regret to inform you that the position is now vacated.

The whole system doesn't work with the contradictions in the last post I made - for instance, the #1 secret crush is supposed to be someone I want to ask out - however, I don't want to ask you out (yet) because I'm still figuring you out and everything. So, to keep with the standing and prestige of the #1 secret crush position; I cannot degrade it by awarding the title to, for example, someone I don't want to ask out yet.

In the past, it is true, that wrong awardings of the #1 secret crush title were regrettably done. However, to differentiate these, we are still working on a system.

So... we'll have a more confusing system now where you will be re-instated to #2 secret crush, but at the same time there is no number #1 secret crush.

That is all.

tl;dr LUV DAT FEEL

 

[horny unicorn]

hahahahah omg everything on sept 2nd

 

[RANK 1]

Dear current #1 secret crush,

Reviewing my previous address to you - I regret to inform you that the position is now vacated.

The whole system doesn't work with the contradictions in the last post I made - for instance, the #1 secret crush is supposed to be someone I want to ask out - however, I don't want to ask you out (yet) because I'm still figuring you out and everything. So, to keep with the standing and prestige of the #1 secret crush position; I cannot degrade it by awarding the title to, for example, someone I don't want to ask out yet.

In the past, it is true, that wrong awardings of the #1 secret crush title were regrettably done. However, to differentiate these, we are still working on a system.

So... we'll have a more confusing system now where you will be re-instated to #2 secret crush, but at the same time there is no number #1 secret crush.

That is all.

you're making it seem as if its a great honour to ranked as your top crush

 

[Shadowdude]

you're making it seem as if its a great honour to ranked as your top crush

m8, it is. Only like ten women have held the position (officially) in the past five years. Very... prestigious.