Just a few...
1) We were at her house doing it in the living room, listening to music. Her sister was in the house, but asleep. Her sister woke up and walked in. Luckily we were under the blankets, so I just pulled out and lay down next to her. We were both lying there with no pants on, and she calmly explained away the blanket, the music, and my fast motions to get off from on top of her. Her sister bought it.
2) We were sixty-nining once when her phone went off. It was her brother wanting to know when she'd be home. She was there talking all rational, totally naked with my head abover her crotch and my dick an inch or so from her face.
3) I once went downstairs after she'd gone home with a stain on the bottom of my shirt...my mother pointed it out to everyone...never have sex with a shirt on!
4) I once got really dry skin and my hands started cracking and bleeding. She came over and I fingered her. We were lying there afterwards, and my right hand was behind her head. I happened to look over at my right hand and it was soaked in blood, and my pillow hand a bloody, smelly handprint on it.
That's all I can remember right now.