Will I ever get another gf :( (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

thank you, Ashton Brogan

 

[yy]

yo, stazi, i'd sex you
only if you like it in the arse

 

[stazi]

yy - i'm pretty sure you're a girl.
and everyone loves kinky bumbum secks

 

[yy]

haha... yeah... how did you ever find out???

 

[Bored of Studies]

you said something in a thread about being a real female bisexual from memory. you also have a malformed Fase Fusiform Area and thus suffer from a degree of prosopagnosia.

 

[yy]

you said something in a thread about being a real female bisexual from memory. you also have a malformed Fase Fusiform Area and thus suffer from a degree of prosopagnosia.

do you monitor everyone's posts like that?

 

[Bookie]

hey dnt wry man. ull ezy gt a gf. jst sweet talk n hug her n shell fall 4 u. tke it frm me. dey dnt call me da rajun cajun 4 no rzon. its k. ull get a gf.

 

[stazi]

do you monitor everyone's posts like that?

no, i just have a good memory. remember, we discussed your FFA problem via pm.

 

[sja]

I don't know any half-decent lookin girl that likes the idea of a guy spending more than 1,000 posts on an internet forum about studying, and then proceeding to indirectly and subliminally 'brag' about having ex-girlfriends and try to act light hearted.

I quote myself for truth.

 

[Bobness]

uh-huh

great i quote myself for truth as well. i don't really think he's being serious and all sja

 

[stazi]

well considering about 20% of my posts here have indications of me not being serious and considering Versace is dead...

 

[Bobness]

he is? damn i needed advice on how to pass myself off as a sexy beast. it's all a lost cause.

 

[kimmi06]

lol mate you're weird...yet very humourous and strangely likeable. So yeh- I'd say you'll get another girlfriend. Hang in there buddy!

 

[yy]

what's wrong with manwhores?

 

[55078]

what's wrong with manwhores?

STDs!!!!!!!

 

[kimmi06]

what's wrong with manwhores?

absolutely nothing! so go slut yourself away until you dwindle into a state of meaningless and confusing existance where only sex can fill your insecurities and you will forever ponder the meaning of a loving relationship.
nah kiddin lol. but manwhores are lame, and so are...well, just whores in general, females too lol. respect, troopers! and not just for other people!

 

[yy]

you can get STDs from anyone, even if they only have monogamous relationship. safe sex, people.

 

[subjectiv]

II was voted hottest model of the year by Versatchi in Year 10:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/fortulipaonly/iamagaymalemeterosexualmodel.jpg

hahahahahaa, you kinda look like ryan phillippe there.

 

[Bobness]

omfreakinggoodness YEAH HE DOES!!11!!!

pity that guy was a total dropout after cruel intentions. hahaha but love his gf </3

 

[55078]

you can get STDs from anyone, even if they only have monogamous relationship. safe sex, people.

Yeah, but boys who go around putting their dick in every hole they see are more likely to get diseased penises.