Will I ever get another gf :( (1 Viewer)

[ameh]

ogm hi stasicles!

 

[stazi]

gawd...dont you know that you have to state your hight, penis size (lfaccid and erect), turn ons, fetishes, income, sexual frquency, STD/AIDS status, educational level, blood type, fav TV show, whether you are religious, whether you will engage in oral sex, whether you like animals, who you vote for, whether you believe in feminism, whether you like to be on top, your views on 4WDs, whether you are left or right handed, whether you make funny noises in an aroused state, you are likely to flirt, do you drink, do you do drugs, would you ever do drugs, do drugs turn you on , where do you want to work, what are your career options, must also disclose what zodiac sign you are, whether you read the SMH or the Australia, what your fav book is, whether you are a rain person or not, whether you like he beach, whether you believe that scientology is good, are you a wine or beer person...

...in order to get a gf.

hahahhaha i love you. that took you ages to write. and just because i should be stuyding ill answer.
height - 178
penis size (lfaccid and erect) - above average
turn ons - alternative girls
fetishes - alternative girls
income - $150/week
sexual frquency - ideally every few days
STD/AIDS status - no
educational level - tertiary undergrad
blood type - sexy
fav TV show - arrested development, scrubs, the apprentice, reno 911
whether you are religious - i draw from different religions, but not religious per se. Rather see an upper being as a means of leading an honest life
whether you will engage in oral sex - i am quite the cunning linguist
whether you like animals - sexually, yes. oh wait, no. i like dogs.
who you vote for - labor
whether you believe in feminism - not what it's become
whether you like to be on top - yes
your views on 4WDs - they have wheels
whether you are left or right handed - right
whether you make funny noises in an aroused state - i make chewbacca noises. not really.
you are likely to flirt - im bad at it.
do you drink - yes
do you do drugs - yes
would you ever do drugs - yes
do drugs turn you on - i have sex with drugs all the time. no, some drugs make one aroused
where do you want to work - marketing or advertising, then lecturer
what are your career options - see above
must also disclose what zodiac sign you are - cusp of libra/virgo
whether you read the SMH or the Australia - neither
what your fav book is - james marsden stuff, dont really read
whether you are a rain person or not - no
whether you like he beach - no
whether you believe that scientology is good - no
are you a wine or beer person... - spirits

hahah best waste of 5 mins ever

 

[erawamai]

hahahhaha i love you. that took you ages to write. and just because i should be stuyding ill answer.
height - 178
penis size (lfaccid and erect) - above average
turn ons - alternative girls
fetishes - alternative girls
income - $150/week
sexual frquency - ideally every few days
STD/AIDS status - no
educational level - tertiary undergrad
blood type - sexy
fav TV show - arrested development, scrubs, the apprentice, reno 911
whether you are religious - i draw from different religions, but not religious per se. Rather see an upper being as a means of leading an honest life
whether you will engage in oral sex - i am quite the cunning linguist
whether you like animals - sexually, yes. oh wait, no. i like dogs.
who you vote for - labor
whether you believe in feminism - not what it's become
whether you like to be on top - yes
your views on 4WDs - they have wheels
whether you are left or right handed - right
whether you make funny noises in an aroused state - i make chewbacca noises. not really.
you are likely to flirt - im bad at it.
do you drink - yes
do you do drugs - yes
would you ever do drugs - yes
do drugs turn you on - i have sex with drugs all the time. no, some drugs make one aroused
where do you want to work - marketing or advertising, then lecturer
what are your career options - see above
must also disclose what zodiac sign you are - cusp of libra/virgo
whether you read the SMH or the Australia - neither
what your fav book is - james marsden stuff, dont really read
whether you are a rain person or not - no
whether you like he beach - no
whether you believe that scientology is good - no
are you a wine or beer person... - spirits

hahah best waste of 5 mins ever

There you go girls. The vital questions answered.

1. 'above' average penis, whatever the fuck that means.

2. A cunning linguist

3. Wants to be a marketer.

4. Does not have aids or STDS.

 

[stazi]

you should be a freelance personal ad writer

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Above average penis means average.

 

[stazi]

not in my books, baby-face

 

[stazi]

many times.

 

[Enoch]

stazi i remem hu u were now...


..i think u used to frequent the library area

 

[erawamai]

not in my books, baby-face

above average means more than 6inches. Everyone that is reasonably normal would be 'above average'.

 

[stazi]

stazi i remem hu u were now...


..i think u used to frequent the library area

yeah i truanted a lot of classes and hid in the library.

 

[gennibean]

hey stasshole!!!
i would've been your girlfriend... maybe
if you hadn't told me how up myself i was and all that jazz... oh, those were the days.
but it's ok... we can hang out after i finish my hsc and have kinky bumbum sex. would that cheer you up?
<3 xx

 

[stazi]

hey stasshole!!!
i would've been your girlfriend... maybe
if you hadn't told me how up myself i was and all that jazz... oh, those were the days.
but it's ok... we can hang out after i finish my hsc and have kinky bumbum sex. would that cheer you up?
<3 xx

hahahaha it's the genni! and yes kinky bumbum secks always cheers me up.

 

[datAsianGuy]

hahahaha it's the genni! and yes kinky bumbum secks always cheers me up.

ummm wheres constantinople???? was that named after the Roman Emporer Constantine?? Is it now Istanbul?? .... the questions of life

 

[stazi]

bump guyz

 

[stazi]

oh and update: ive been getting much secks lately, with no girlfriend. im actually pretty happy, although a gf would be swell.

 

[hello_world]

errr...
when u say things like "im pretty hawt" that immediately turns girls off
besides most people go by personality, i would never go for someone who was up themselves like that
try going out to clubs and dancing and hooking up with chicks...just dont act like a dick
maybe one of them will give u their number

 

[stazi]

errr...
when u say things like "im pretty hawt" that immediately turns girls off
besides most people go by personality, i would never go for someone who was up themselves like that
try going out to clubs and dancing and hooking up with chicks...just dont act like a dick
maybe one of them will give u their number

errr...
when girls can't detect sarcasm, irony, as well as a plethora of other comedic devices, it really turns guys off.

 

[Bookie]

besides most people go by personality

lies.

 

[Kabeio]

lies.

agreed

 

[YBK]

I thought staz actually claimed to be gay in some other thread and had to break the news to his rents...

Found a link...
http://community.boredofstudies.org/3/non-school/93637/fucking-homophobic-mods.html