Will I ever get another gf :( (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

im not sure? i always carry all my awards and certificates around with me when i go to places to pick up. I just pull them out along with my penis. Why does that scare them away? I need a girl's opinion. If a guy did that to me I'd be flattered.

hahahah im such a fag

 

[tlodg]

because you did it in a male's toilet.

 

[sk1001]

I voted for no.

 

[stazi]

no, that was joem

 

[trustmenever]

yeah, i've been gayting her for almost a year

ohh my ,my ,
thats beyond my presumptions ,
tell me the truth did u some how drugged her ,? , just kidding
JUst wondering if u can show us a pic of ur lady and u , together,

 

[stazi]

edit: on second thought, you can see it on my myspace.

 

[trustmenever]

too much hard work , can't be bothered , cum on stazi u can do it ,
screw the second thought, pls ........

 

[stazi]

she doesnt like putting photos of herself up. it's not that difficult to find my myspace

 

[trustmenever]

she doesnt like putting photos of herself up. it's not that difficult to find my myspace

instruction pls ( address pls ) ,doesn't she mind ?

 

[stazi]

you will have to use your internet skillz to find it yourself.

 

[Bobness]

yeah, i've been gayting her for almost a year

I knew i was rightz

As for movies - i love the indie, arthouse flicks I also love the cock. Well, not really but you can imagine. I'm currently at Sydney Uni which I love. Almost as much as the cock. Well, not really. But you can imagine. I'm also a romantic, yet a sexist at the same time. Try figure that one out. Well, not sexist as in I don't believe in equal rights. I just like making sexist jokes. Racist jokes too. Gay jokes as well. However, I'm a massive human rights campaigner. By massive I mean as big as my penis. Which is small. I hate rednecks. Oh, I'm also a nerd. I have a tendency to top subjects with giant candidatures (like my penis, oh wait, I just contradicted myself. fuck, I fail at life). I've got a dream job, a dream life, a dream degree, a dream girlfriend. I'm also not xsoemoithurtsx. Therefore, I'm better than you. I win at myspace.

F*cking lol.

 

[tlodg]

with someone like staz it's hard to tell when he's being serious or not

i agree with the asian interpretation of bookie

there's always a bit of truth in jokes, for example: 20%.

see: The Sweetest Thing (though 50% dere)

 

[stazi]

there was a bit of emoness to this thread. i actually was wondering why it was so hard for me to get a gf.

oh and a pic of her is provided here:

http://community.boredofstudies.org/showpost.php?p=2763240&postcount=20311

 

[tlodg]

there was a bit of emoness to this thread. i actually was wondering why it was so hard for me to get a gf.

oh and a pic of her is provided here:

http://community.boredofstudies.org/showpost.php?p=2763240&postcount=20311

frozen statue + sunshine model =
inevitable seduction
(-->opposites attract)

 

[stazi]

how am i a statue

 

[withoutaface]

ADJECTIVE NOUN ANIMAL COLOUR NELOGISM

This is how her mind works. Don't question it.

 

[tlodg]

how am i a statue

hahahahah

how did you know ur not sunshine model but frozen statue?

good instincts.
that's right.

frozen: ur pale complexion resembles icebergs
statue: carved out iceberg --> statue but statue doesn't really "move" but it's a photo so it's "still" therefore iceberg, still = statue
frozen statue: eskimo with a frozen smile, molten by sunshine's touch.

awww, so romantic. lurve is like an igloo. cold outside --> after the crazy initial sexitement and pwning, warm inside (though I can't tell till I actually try living in an igloo. did you know they have igloo as hotels? I've seen a picture of it before. the inside looks so cool.)

 

[tlodg]

ADJECTIVE NOUN ANIMAL COLOUR NELOGISM

what does that mean?

does that have to do with brogan's initial definitions postings..

 

[stazi]

annual bump - i still need some help

my penis size has even grown tremendously since last year, but i have noone to use it on.

 

[Zrap]

Blow up doll?