I also have my whole life planned out:
18:21 - Undergrad degree, start career thereafter
~22 - First marriage, after about 3 months of courtship
23 - First kid, repeat yearly until 4 kids obtained
29 - First divorce, continue on happily enough
31 - Second marriage, more considered this time, 2nd wife resents my kids, I don't appreciate hers either
35 - Second divorce, incur truely massive losses at the family court, lose savings, house, car, business to 2nd wife
36 - Unable to afford child support payments, go to gaol.
36 - Unable to continue professional practise with criminal record, lose job
37 - On dole, living in commission homes, turn to the drink
38 - Massive alcoholic, overweight, depressed, etc.
39 - Murder/suicide of previous wife and children, with an axe.