what do your parents think about your sex life? (1 Viewer)

[thejosiekiller]

im guessing azzie here, but who knows maybe ur parents as well

 

[steph@nie]

nuh .

 

[azzie]

my parents cant still be in love
they yell at each other more than they talk
haha

 

[Paulus]

I know how that is, there is no way my parents have sex, I doubt they even kiss.

And do girls get given "a talk" by their parents about sex? Like my dad sat me down and gave me condoms, so very American Pie, and so very awkward. It was just before the yr 10 formal - and we don't usually speak so to get some advice was weird. Do girls get that too, or are you just innocent lovelies?

 

[spiny norman]

Christmas last year I stayed down at my uncle's place, along with my parents, sister and grandparents.

I was in the bedroom next to my uncle and his partner, and was awoken every night by them having it off. It was very uncomfortable.

 

[thejosiekiller]

do they makeup afterwards??

 

[spiny norman]

And do girls get given "a talk" by their parents about sex? Like my dad sat me down and gave me condoms, so very American Pie, and so very awkward. It was just before the yr 10 formal - and we don't usually speak so to get some advice was weird. Do girls get that too, or are you just innocent lovelies?

HAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH.

My father has *never* done that with me.

Goes to show what he must think of my chances, I suppose.

 

[Paulus]

It's not as tho I had any plans for that night, but u don't kick a gift horse in the mouth - I still accepted his condoms and then very quickly ran away.

 

[spiny norman]

Well it saves you money in the long run.

As for my parents having it off, my mother can not sleep with my father's snoring, so they don't even sleep in the same bed.

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol do they have 2 single beds or something?? that must suck

 

[spiny norman]

No, my sister has moved to England, and so as a result my old bed is free (I took her's, given it's a Queen Size), and we also had three spare beds to begin with, so they both have several places they can choose from when the other refuses to give up their bed for the night.

 

[ihavenothing]

as for my parents, they know their beeswax why dont they mind it?
i mind mine fiercely

 

[mack]

Well it saves you money in the long run.

As for my parents having it off, my mother can not sleep with my father's snoring, so they don't even sleep in the same bed.

Hahaha thats like Georges parents from Seinfeld......

 

[Korn]

Neither my folks or my brother have any idea, thats cause im a private kind of person, and only occasionally take a chick back to my place, usually ill take a chick wherever we are like a secluded spot on the beach or in a private room

 

[Greenwood]

my mum asked me if i wanted some of them vibrating condoms and if i did, she would buy them for me and give them to me for christmas.
i told her that i can purchase my own condoms.

she does know that i have had sex and she didnt like, probly because i was 15 when i first had sex, but know that im nearly 18, she doesnt really care all that much. but she doesnt know the full extent of my sex life. and i hope she doesnt.

vibrating condoms?

 

[mmm_sofay]

yes, vibrating condoms.
there is such a thing.
condoms.
that vibrate.
theres some battery operated ring thing that you attach to the condom at the end with the hole and it makes the condom vibrate.
or so from what i read.
im curious to try them out.
shame i dont have a bf or regular fuck buddy . . .

 

[Skeeta]

ive seen them.. apparently they arent al they are cracked up to be.. a bit better for the buy but the girl doesnt feel it..

i've been w/ my b/f for nearly 3 yrs i get the sex talk all the time but they dont actually "know" (i havent said yes or no), but we stay over each others houses all the time and been on hols together.. not allowed same bed though.. dang..

 

[ihavenothing]

wat abt vibrating ones w french ticklers i think i saw them in a toilet along the highway

 

[SKA]

ive seen them.. apparently they arent al they are cracked up to be.. a bit better for the buy but the girl doesnt feel it..

i've been w/ my b/f for nearly 3 yrs i get the sex talk all the time but they dont actually "know" (i havent said yes or no), but we stay over each others houses all the time and been on hols together.. not allowed same bed though.. dang..

hahah as if ur gonna go on holidays with ur bf and sleep in different beds... your parents are eitha really really really hopeful..(like mine) or they know

 

[Dash]

Parents arn't as stupid as you might think... I learnt that 2 years ago