UNSW Library: WARNING Rogue Masturbation (2 Viewers)

[uhawww]

Come on man, that's weak. Your friends need to harden the fuck up (no pun intended). Seriously, what if they find themselves in an alleyway with a guy that wants to rape them?

Yeah to be honest I do agree - I've had a big talk with them about what they should have done and what to do in the future. I have met many other girls who are just as innocent though, thus why I posted this (just to make anyone aware).

This stuff is probably normal to a lot of us in Sydney (seeing stuff like this I mean), but to them they've never encountered anything so... different.

 

[Omie Jay]

Well they'd call their good friend uhawww and say:
friend: "omg uhawww someone's trying to 'you know' me"
uhaww: "What 'you know'"
friend: "oh you know!"
uhawww: "oh shit im coming

 

[Mothers]

Yeah to be honest I do agree - I've had a big talk with them about what they should have done and what to do in the future. I have met many other girls who are just as innocent though, thus why I posted this (just to make anyone aware).

This stuff is probably normal to a lot of us in Sydney (seeing stuff like this I mean), but to them they've never encountered anything so... different.

HAHAHAHAHA, yeah, I guess that sort of an experience would be quite terrifying. They should've kicked him in the balls. Did you tell them that?

 

[jumb]

Thread needs more wang jokes.

Get it? Cause Wang is both a popular asian last name and a colloquial euphemism for a penis. I'm too funny.

(im going now)

 

[Omie Jay]

Actually they should feel proud that someone's jizzing over em.

not as in 'over em', like..their pretty enough to make someone jizz. They should feel proud.

 

[Mothers]

Thread needs more wang jokes.

Get it? Cause Wang is both a popular asian last name and a colloquial euphemism for a penis. I'm too funny.

(im going now)

Has anybody ever noticed the irony in the name Hung Wang on an Asian (not that it's likely for that name to be given to a non-asian).

 

[lionking1191]

Thread needs more wang jokes.

Get it? Cause Wang is both a popular asian last name and a colloquial euphemism for a penis. I'm too funny.

(im going now)

that was crap.

but srsli this thread is more entertaining than a 'you know'

 

[Omie Jay]

u want jokes eh?
Well all i got are facts, like the fact that that guy was probably from bangkok.

 

[Omie Jay]

and his grand parents fought in the battle of shlong tan

 

[uhawww]

the reservation system at work doesn't let us put 'dong' as someones last name


it comes up with an error saying inappropriate language (i'm serious....)

 

[Omie Jay]

only question i'd like answered is this: Willy do it again?

 

[Will Shakespear]

only question i'd like answered is this: Willy do it again?

it'd be hard to keep getting away with it

 

[Omie Jay]

inappropriate language, lol thats funny, a site i saw displaying some game names had "Chronicles of Rid****"
quite funny

 

[uhawww]

that was crap.

but srsli this thread is more entertaining than a 'you know'

thanks random 08er



i wrote it in a way to give people a bit of a laugh, but at the same let people know it's not only seedy old guys you need to look out for

fairly sure most uni students would have the brains to take something from it

 

[bazookajoe]

WHICH UNI IS BETTER NOW HUH

cool thread though!

 

[Omie Jay]

it'd be hard to keep getting away with it

Yeah, not letting off that stress might get to his emotions, he just gotta keep a stiff... upper lip.

 

[dm4n]

lets rock out with our cocks out at uni !

 

[Omie Jay]

er..

 

[Darrow]

Too far dm4n
I think this thread is growing too long
The jokes are getting too soft
Maybe its time to harden up and pull out some decent ones?

 

[Omie Jay]

Darrow rises to the occasion.