Uncomfortable when being checked out (4 Viewers)

[skyline]

If I said yes I would be vain, if I said no I would be insecure.

I guess you'll never find out.

heyy, you the one missing out not me, i got plenty of bitches waiting outside my doorstep, all waiting for me to whip my shit out lol.

ill juz assume...your ugly

 

[skyisthelimit]

heyy, you the one missing out not me, i got plenty of bitches waiting outside my doorstep, all waiting for me to whip my shit out lol.

ill juz assume...your ugly

Hahaha, yessss, I'm missing out. Poor me.

While you're busy assuming, tall African men are feeding me grapes.

 

[philphie]

is your aunt really sexy?

daymm, maybe she want me to put some beef in her taco haha

mate look to the left. it says je suis le boeuf. which means i am the beef in french so back off

 

[skyline]

Hahaha, yessss, I'm missing out. Poor me.

While you're busy assuming, tall African men are feeding me grapes.

them nigga ones

ohh hell nooo not the N word!!!!!!!! :jaw:

mate look to the left. it says je suis le boeuf. which means i am the beef in french so back off

hahaha, your beef expired a long time ago nigga haha

 

[skyisthelimit]

mate look to the left. it says je suis le boeuf. which means i am the beef in french so back off

vous sont psychotiques!

 

[philphie]

The French...cheese eating surrender monkeys.

I'm more into dark, rugged men. South American, African, Arab, Native Indian Americans...oh yeah.

hey my relatives are not cheese eating surrender monkeys. they are heavy smokers, heavy drinkers, incredibly lazy and incredibly thin.

lol i wonder where you gonna meet native Americans, anyway what's wrong with our indigenous Aborigines? not dark enough for yah?

 

[philphie]

vous sont psychotiques!

perhaps my beef might have been tainted with mad cow disease i don't know

 

[skyline]

vous sont psychotiques!

i cann only assume you are talking french, the last word refers to psychos yay, and im no frenchmen hahaha arent i bright

perhaps my beef might have been tainted with mad cow disease i don't know

nah, it was mistaken for chicken mince and diagnosed with birdie flue! hahah

 

[skyisthelimit]

hey my relatives are not cheese eating surrender monkeys. they are heavy smokers, heavy drinkers, incredibly lazy and incredibly thin.

lol i wonder where you gonna meet native Americans, anyway what's wrong with our indigenous Aborigines? not dark enough for yah?

Your relatives sound like Selma and Patty except for the thin part.

I might bump into one, fingers crossed. Maybe something as corny as me dropping my stuff, and the native American hunk swoops down in a hawk-like fashion, assisting me. Might do a rain dance together afterwards.

Aboriginals...hmm, not exactly my cup of tea...need to trek over to the NT for that lol

 

[skyline]

Your relatives sound like Selma and Patty except for the thin part.

I might bump into one, fingers crossed. Maybe something as corny as me dropping my stuff, and the native American hunk swoops down in a hawk-like fashion, assisting me. Might do a rain dance together afterwards.

Aboriginals...hmm, not exactly my cup of tea...need to trek over to the NT for that lol

if you want rugged and sexy, come back to me as my wife! hahahaha

 

[philphie]

Your relatives sound like Selma and Patty except for the thin part.

I might bump into one, fingers crossed. Maybe something as corny as me dropping my stuff, and the native American hunk swoops down in a hawk-like fashion, assisting me. Might do a rain dance together afterwards.

Aboriginals...hmm, not exactly my cup of tea...need to trek over to the NT for that lol

haha my description is pretty much a description of every french person in existence. you know i f you marry a native american and live in America your kids get free university.

lol no need to got to the NT, just take a train to Redfern and you're there

 

[skyisthelimit]

if you want rugged and sexy, come back to me as my wife! hahahaha

Sorry Tiger Woods, you value promiscuity too much for me to ever be bound in a contract with you. And you wouldn't want an 'ugly' wife

haha my description is pretty much a description of every french person in existence. you know i f you marry a native american and live in America your kids get free university.

lol no need to got to the NT, just take a train to Redfern and you're there

That's awesome, Aboriginals should be afforded that right I believe. As part of a human rights campaign, I should go have lots of native American babbehs, in a means of liberating the inhibitions of native Americans in regards to education.

Hahaha, Redfern...'Got two bucks on yah for me train ticket?' It'd probs be a lot safer for me to get off at Central.

 

[alex09hsc]

Here you are complaining about being checkd out when some fat chick next to you on a treadmill desperately wants someone to look her way! ffs

 

[philphie]

Sorry Tiger Woods, you value promiscuity too much for me to ever be bound in a contract with you. And you wouldn't want an 'ugly' wife



That's awesome, Aboriginals should be afforded that right I believe. As part of a human rights campaign, I should go have lots of native American babbehs, in a means of liberating the inhibtions of native Americans in regards to education.

Hahaha, Redfern...'Got two bucks on yah for me train ticket?' It'd probs be a lot safer for me to get off at Central.

lol and here's you talking about skyline's promiscuity when you want to start an entire race of university educated native americans.

lol scaredy cat. just throw on a black cape and run fast so the wind blows it up and everyone thinks you're batman and won't touch you.

how about eskimoes? you like eskimoes? you know they're real

 

[skyisthelimit]

Here you are complaining about bing checkd out when some fat chick next to you on a treadmill desperately wants someone to look her way! ffs

Not when their sleezy eyes pierce you and you know what's on their mind.

 

[skyline]

lol and here's you talking about skyline's promiscuity when you want to start an entire race of university educated native americans.

lol scaredy cat. just throw on a black cape and run fast so the wind blows it up and everyone thinks you're batman and won't touch you.

how about eskimoes? you like eskimoes? you know they're real

how about oompa loompas? i heard willys got them in his factory, all ready to give some large amounts of chocolate, to make you....chocolaty for the N words out there haha

 

[skyisthelimit]

how about eskimoes? you like eskimoes? you know they're real

I'd assume eskimos were much like their landscape. Cold, heartless, empty lovers. Hmm, probs not then. And an igloo...sif I want to live in a hollow iceblock. I love summer more than winter.

 

[alex09hsc]

is it really that big of a dea

 

[philphie]

I'd assume eskimos were much like their landscape. Cold, heartless, empty lovers. Hmm, probs not then. And an igloo...sif I want to live in a hollow iceblock. I love summer more than winter.

how about Native Americans from Canada?

 

[skyisthelimit]

how about oompa loompas? i heard willys got them in his factory, all ready to give some large amounts of chocolate, to make you....chocolaty for the N words out there haha

Midget men with orange faces, that's hot. Oompa loompas rate higher than African men anyday haha

is it really that big of a dea

Yes, it is. It feels like rape with the eyes. It's so incredibly uncomfortable sometimes (depends who it is), you sort of lose your appetite. Well, I do.