Uhhh, i may need help.... (2 Viewers)

[Slingshot]

My girlfriend threatened to circumcise me with scissors in my sleep.

 

[Daipire]

My girlfriend threatened to circumcise me with scissors in my sleep.

...................why?

 

[ay0_x]

dickcheese.

 

[abbeyroad]

hella? what are you , from north cal or some shit?

 

[Riet]

Being uncircumcized shouldn't make any difference with hygiene. Infact atleast if its uncut you'd be able to tell that they shower frequently... As for which is better performance wise, I have nfi but once erect they look pretty much the same anyway, so I dont see why that matters. I don't get it though what could possibly be enjoyable about being all desensitized and mutilated?

EDIT:Maybe if i've actually seen my girlfriend naked *grumble grumble*

Lol at nearly exactly the time you posted this I was getting laid.

 

[Daipire]

Lol at nearly exactly the time you posted this I was getting laid.

You're a lucky bastard riet, but still, hi5

 

[Captain A]

You're a lucky bastard riet, but still, hi5

pssht

gettin laid is so last season. these days, you either do it with at least 2 females or your out.

 

[Riet]

nah one hot girlfriend is good enough for me

 

[ay0_x]

pix or it didn't happen.

 

[1337z4u12]

haha 40 minutes you crack me up mate

wouldnt that have been hella awkward?

haha

your meat got pounded to shit.

 

[Daipire]

haha 40 minutes you crack me up mate

wouldnt that have been hella awkward?

haha

your meat got pounded to shit.

I found a pen and started drawing stuff on my left hand, i got really, really bored...

EDIT: I must have drawn about 18 cubes, although they were kinda crap (seriously, try it, it's hard!)

 

[Slingshot]

dickcheese.

No I try to maintain a modicum of personal hygiene.

I think she said it to try freak me out for some reason. Anyway,

 

[Daipire]

I think she said it to try freak me out for some reason.

Is that like one of those demented and retarded 'relationship tests'?

 

[aaronzimmermann]

What the hell? Is this thread like a massive joke or is Daipire immature/naive or something? :S

 

[Daipire]

What the hell? Is this thread like a massive joke or is Daipire immature/naive or something? :S

No, just got scared witless, but the thread continued anyway.

It's still primarily about my groin...

 

[Espo15]

40 minutes? good luck telling your parents you're gay, pal

 

[Daipire]

No I try to maintain a modicum of personal hygiene.

I think she said it to try freak me out for some reason. Anyway,

Doesn't everyone* have a shower everyday?

*with the exclusion of that weird kid in the back row.....

EDIT: This thread can die down now

 

[tapas]

dude, did you use lube? dry handjob for 40 minutes gotta hurt. probably why you swelled up..?

 

[1337z4u12]

I found a pen and started drawing stuff on my left hand, i got really, really bored...

EDIT: I must have drawn about 18 cubes, although they were kinda crap (seriously, try it, it's hard!)

oh man dont talk to me about cubes you happen to be talking to some kind of master of cubes. seroiusly hsc month has refined my cube drawing abilities.

Nevertheless, you gotten more action than me recently (its been a dry spell over the last couple of weeks).... But i am naked right now - im ready for some hot bebes to jump through my window and have their naughty way with me....... anytime now.....