Students, Dropkicks, and Nerds under the NSW Education Authority
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many years. The eyes of your parents are upon you. The hope and prayers of faceless Universities everywhere march with you. In company with our brave homeschooled Allies and foreign-exchange students, you will possibly bring about the disappointment of the NESA educational standards authority, the elimination of the stress that has reigned supreme over your psyche, or a fruitful university career that will support you in your future endeavours to pursue a financially secure occupation.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well-written, well versed and NESA-hardened. He will assess your capabilities savagely.
But this is the year 2023! Much has happened since the trials of the Winter. Your resolve has inflicted upon your low expectations the greatest defeats, in open-air exam rooms, man-to-man, woman-to-woman. Our strenuous studying has seriously reduced the difficulty of the questions and their capacity to fool us with curveball questions. Our Home Fronts have satiated our hunger with 2-minute noodles, and placed at our disposal great tutors of qualified teachers maintained through an extortionate amount of fees. The tide has turned! Your cohort is marching together to Victory!
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many years. The eyes of your parents are upon you. The hope and prayers of faceless Universities everywhere march with you. In company with our brave homeschooled Allies and foreign-exchange students, you will possibly bring about the disappointment of the NESA educational standards authority, the elimination of the stress that has reigned supreme over your psyche, or a fruitful university career that will support you in your future endeavours to pursue a financially secure occupation.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well-written, well versed and NESA-hardened. He will assess your capabilities savagely.
But this is the year 2023! Much has happened since the trials of the Winter. Your resolve has inflicted upon your low expectations the greatest defeats, in open-air exam rooms, man-to-man, woman-to-woman. Our strenuous studying has seriously reduced the difficulty of the questions and their capacity to fool us with curveball questions. Our Home Fronts have satiated our hunger with 2-minute noodles, and placed at our disposal great tutors of qualified teachers maintained through an extortionate amount of fees. The tide has turned! Your cohort is marching together to Victory!
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
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