1. Less than 95 - I will start drowning my sorrows immediately. Hard spirits straight to drown sorrows. (Unlikely, but still possible)
2. Over 95 - I will drive around and tell my relatives. Then I will start drinking beer and celebrating. (Most likely outcome)
3. Over 99 - I will buy as many loud and noisy devices as I possibly can, I will drive around and make a lot of noise, I will let off all the fireworks in the house, I will start drinking expensive wine/chardonay etc. (Impossible outcome)
Actually, no, all those options are BS. I'll get over 95, be content, go back to sleep and go out that night drinking with mates as per any usual Saturday.