Things you and your partner can do at home (1 Viewer)

[minushuman]

Have a farting contest.

No, better yet, have a pussy farting contest!

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

Are you on drugs? Your posts read like a maniac, insanely laughing at every opportunity.

hahaha something like that :burn: :rofl:

 

[cataleptic]

No, better yet, have a pussy farting contest!

...or not.

 

[aj_number_10]

No, better yet, have a pussy farting contest!

you are an absolute knob

 

[nono]

In regards to what to cook- you can make something simple like cookies or cakes. It's not too hard or Lady-and-the-Tramp-esque...I think it's sweet.

Hmm someone else said sleep- that's really nice too. If not, lying in bed and talking is good too.

 

[sabdow]

Can you read?


Idiot.

Just because you are at home doesn't mean you are confined to the profounding and restricted walls which you put next to each other.

Your suggestions are actually more boring. Twat.

Yes, from a virgin-fridget and "I want to play video games all day with my girlfriend" perspective.

 

[olchik]

You can listen to music together, play cards, watch movies, whatever..

 

[minushuman]

you are an absolute knob

And you are an absolute cock-swallowing cunt-faced nazi faggot.

 

[minushuman]

Well said.

 

[minushuman]

Well said.

Thank you, you don't think it was too obvious?

 

[minushuman]

Not at all. Champion effort my good sir, +1 status for you!

 

[minushuman]

Not at all. Champion effort my good sir, +1 status for you!

Much appreciated.

 

[Shell]

i'd love to sit in bed playing playstation all day.

 

[Gavvvvvin]

Just because you are at home doesn't mean you are confined to the profounding and restricted walls which you put next to each other.



Yes, from a virgin-fridget and "I want to play video games all day with my girlfriend" perspective.

Well escuse me big xTUFFx man

 

[xlr8-crillz]

Wait, silly me, it just clicked. I got what you're talking about, please change the title to "Things you and your partner can do at home around the same time each month, if you catch my drift, *nudge nudge, wink wink*" so no one else gets confused as I did.

Here I was thinking you were a poofter.

Just get her to suck you off mate, if you watch where your fingers are going you can play with her for a bit but she mightnt be comfortable with this.

ur the first idiot ever to quote urself

 

[Collin]

ur the first idiot ever to quote urself

Oh, there's been a few people who have quoted themselves. But to quote yourself multiple times consecutively.. well, heh.

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

get drunk and play murder in the dark nekkid!!!

 

[rahulbedi]

would you sex your girlfriend in plain view of your parents, siblings and the family pet?

even if you lock your room, the noise is unavoidable. be considerate

If you are concerned about that, just turn up some music and lock the door
Or maybe set the scene and then go have that good sex

 

[azzie]

sif not ask everyone in the household to join in. then they cant complain about the noise.