I have done the bold. Add 10 calls to centre management and a conversation with the Kmart manager as to decide whether to evacuate or not.
Except my photos were of the emergency personnel who came out
But the best, by far, was a separate occassion where I got sent to Centre Management by our SM (their phone lines were jammed, we couldn't get through for ages), and when I came back the store doors were closed, noone was at the evacuation point, but noone would answer the back dock bell to let me back in. Thankfully a mate of mine who works at KMart let me use his phone for an obligatory "hello, have you all been abducted by aliens? LET ME BACK IN THE STORE!" phone call.
Good news though, my jaw isn't as bad as first though, the plate that needs to be removed doesn't need to be replaced
AND I can get my braces off at the same time.