The Uts Awards! (1 Viewer)
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saladsurgery
kicking the cack
1. BEST BAR - the clare hotel, hands down. glasshouse sucks a fat one. it's all neon and stainless steel and engineerng students and shit comedians. except the clare's filled up with trendy young things since some smh journo talked it up. pity, since it used to be full of design and communications students, activists, and old dudes from the brewery. thems were the days.
2. NICEST BUILDING - bldng 10 looks cool. but it's full of hostile IT students. building 6 is where it's at. we've got a bridge.
3. FACULTY/COURSE WITH HOTTEST BOYS - not really qualified, but i'd say DAB
4. FACULTY/COURSE WITH HOTTEST GIRLS - DAB, or maybe communications.
5. BEST CAFE/PLACE TO EAT - the sushi place near maccas, esp when they have specials. alice's for the best snack under 2 bucks (rice w/sauce). pides from the lebanese place in the tower are cheap-ish, but so so greasy.
6. BEST ANNUAL UTS EVENT - pfft. uts social events suck it
7. BEST HIDEOUT/PLACE TO CHILL ON CAMPUS - vertigo offices on level 7 with a longneck and a ridiculous deadline.
2. NICEST BUILDING - bldng 10 looks cool. but it's full of hostile IT students. building 6 is where it's at. we've got a bridge.
3. FACULTY/COURSE WITH HOTTEST BOYS - not really qualified, but i'd say DAB
4. FACULTY/COURSE WITH HOTTEST GIRLS - DAB, or maybe communications.
5. BEST CAFE/PLACE TO EAT - the sushi place near maccas, esp when they have specials. alice's for the best snack under 2 bucks (rice w/sauce). pides from the lebanese place in the tower are cheap-ish, but so so greasy.
6. BEST ANNUAL UTS EVENT - pfft. uts social events suck it
7. BEST HIDEOUT/PLACE TO CHILL ON CAMPUS - vertigo offices on level 7 with a longneck and a ridiculous deadline.
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
Longneck?
spin spin sugar
it's gotta be big
it's like a taller bottle of beer.
with a long neck.
dig it?
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
Ah. I'm not a beer person, I wouldn't know... 
Beaky
You can read minds?
sif you wouldnt have come across longneck in general day to day conversations...Originally posted by Lexicographer
Ah. I'm not a beer person, I wouldn't know...
Then again...
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
No, actually, you wouldn't.
I don't talk to people whose idea of stimulating conversation is "beer".
I don't talk to people whose idea of stimulating conversation is "beer".
spin spin sugar
it's gotta be big
chillax
saladsurgery
kicking the cack
well I don't talk to people whose idea of stimulating conversation is "hey, i don't drink (shining example of humanity that i am) and neither should you."
but anyway. longneck = tall beer.
but anyway. longneck = tall beer.
people who are like that really shit me. like i respect that people choose not to drink, that's cool. but when they try to make you feel bad for drinking and go "it's bad for you, you know" it's like. yeah. i know. and?
they're like them really religious people
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
I didn't mean to cause offence. I drink too, but I just get really annoyed by people who don't have anything better to talk about than what they drink (or worse, drank). It just seems like such a waste of conversation.
oh i wasn't implying that you were one of those people
i was just saying
but yes i agree, i once had this friend who used to keep the bottle caps off the drinks he had, and at the end of the night he'd take em out and marvel at how many drinks he had
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
Haha! In my course there are a few guys who, once a week, try to one up each other with the amount and concentration of what they'd been drinking recently. Not to mention who vomited first/last, and on who.
That's going a bit to extremes though.
That's going a bit to extremes though.
braindrainedAsh
Journalist
I don't drink a lot, but I don't have a problem with people that drink by any means. I do drink, just not a lot. But I agree with lex, I hate it when people try and impress you with their drinking stories.... I mean sometimes they can be amusing, but frankly I don't care how many tequila shots you had on thursday and how many times you vomited in your bed. That doesn't impress me.
saladsurgery
kicking the cack
ditto.
keeping your bottlecaps in a pocket is actually a good idea. that way, if you wake up the next day feeling terrible, you can easily see how many drinks you had to get you there.but yes i agree, i once had this friend who used to keep the bottle caps off the drinks he had, and at the end of the night he'd take em out and marvel at how many drinks he had
Beaky
You can read minds?
Lexi you sounded like your saying "You drink therefore you are a dumbass." But thats the beauty of this english language... Stuff isnt what it isnt seems..
Im not a alco, i drink socially, I like to have the big nite every now and then...
Im not a alco, i drink socially, I like to have the big nite every now and then...
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
If only all language were binary, there would be but two simple functions...
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