The Simpsons Favourite Quote Thread (1 Viewer)

[Mountain.Dew]

this might have been in the forums before, but heck, heres a new one.

post ur favourite simpsons quote(s) here!

share the love...so to speak.

 

[anita_wax]

i got this yahoo widget thing of the simpsons which shouts out random quotes every 45seconds or so if i have it on

 

[Pierotte]

"oh by the way, I was being sarcastic"

Homer after he does his fairy la la land making people happy rant.

Cracks me up EVERY time.

 

[katietheskatie]

why do you talk like that?
i had a strrrrrrrrrroke!

 

[minushuman]

Oh oh when Bart turkey slaps Lisa and says "Gobble gobble." Fucking gold.

 

[flipsyde]

i got this yahoo widget thing of the simpsons which shouts out random quotes every 45seconds or so if i have it on

and where can I find this?

 

[flipsyde]

Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Man: It's free!
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Man: It's this weekend
Homer: Uh uh, and how much does it cost?
Man: Um...its free
Homer: I see and when is it?
Man: Its....this weekend
Homer: And how much are you charging for this weekend
Bart: C'mon dad, the teams arriving
__________________________________________________________
Agent : ok homer from now on, your name is mr thompson
Homer: ok
Agent: hello mr thompson
Homer: .............
Agent: Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! (presses on Homer's foot)
Homer: (whispers to other agent) I think he's talking to you

 

[tez0r]

Could it BE any more orange?

 

[bluebiro]

Homer: Too alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems


Principal Skinner: I dont understand it. It was non alcoholic champagne


Homer: Homer no function beer well without

 

[hopeles5ly]

Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

LOL. which episode is that btw?

Homer: " oh they have the internet on computers now"

 

[frootloop]

Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

That's got to be one of my favourites. Hee hee... he was so drunk.

 

[melsc]

Lisa: Look at the wonders of the computer age now...
Homer: Wonders Lisa or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what i said
Homer: Implied, or emlowed?

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Bart: Mr Hutz, when I grow up I want to be a lawyer, just like you
LH: Good for you son, what america needs is more lawyers, imagine a world without them *imagines the whole world holding hands to form the peace sign* *shudders*

LH: Oh damn we've drawn judge shenider
Marge: is that bad?
LH: well he's had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog
M:you did
LH: well replace the word kinda with repeatedly and the word dog with son

Lionel Hutz ones are gold

 

[SoulSearcher]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

 

[anita_wax]

and where can I find this?

http://widgets.yahoo.com/

once downloaded you can download the widgets at
http://widgets.yahoo.com/gallery/

i actually quite like this program, i can ave like cricket scores on d/t, games, weather, view traffic, pretty much anything

heres the homer widget
http://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3QLM9GO93WX0Q3SDOUP3QE5ITL

 

[shortie_89]

comic book guy: 'OHH.. A SARCASM DETECTOR... WHAT A USEFUL INVENTION!!'
*machine explodes*

 

[360flip]

the christmas episode when bart shoplifts bonestorm and at the end the boy yells "shut up mom"

the episode when homer kept screaming in the car in the shower in bed

oh some episode this eye on springfield thing introduction with kent brockman theres people cheering and this guy's head explodes fucking hilarious

 

[Kazuya]

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

*Homer stares blankly at him in silence*

Homer: Can I have some money now?

= best bit from that episode. Also Otto's "Zeppelin ruuuules!" as he floats away.

 

[marchetta]

"..and whenever I see those red and white stripes, I think of the word "flag"

"Dammit Smithers! This is not rocket science - it's brain surgery! Now pass me that ice cream scoop..."

 

[frootloop]

There are some real funny ones in here...

I also like that dating video that Homer made for Flanders... man, that video was screwed up! :rofl:

 

[seremify007]

There's wayyy too many funny ones.

I keep thinking of the bit where Homer says "Rats almost had him (Bart) eating dog food."