The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (1 Viewer)

[Orange Juice]

Well in that case Juicy.....Go near my woman and ill beat the crap out of you!!!!

how tall are you in feet and inches? Have you got anything on my 6'?

Josie, if youre going Home, get there early. 9.30 would be a good bet. The lines to get in are fucking huge! Come with me and Agnes next time we go!

hahah 6? im only 142 cms!
so ill convert it into ft....










yeh im about 6 2
so watch out mofo, asian flyboi is suddenly fly again

 

[lengstar]

Josie you can still stay at Gordon, just go the North Sydney and party at Greenwood.
Greenwood this thursday! Yeah! Do It!

 

[mack]

Your ass is mine mack if i ever run into you!

Believe me, if i run into you, youre going down like a bitch!

 

[mack]

Yeah but the awkward Thursday will have to wait until after the HSC for josie and I.

 

[Orange Juice]

you guys are all too young... get older and stop being uncool

 

[mack]

Ahem...... youre like 2 months older than me arent you?

Are you a kung fu motherfucker Lengstar? I really dont want to fight a kung fu motherfucker....

 

[Orange Juice]

yeh but 2 months still makes me a old fuck
yes, lengstar is a jet li motherfucker
he scared the shit out of me the other day.... ive been having nitemares ever since

 

[mack]

Haha Juicy mate youre bullshitting.....

Anyway ive got a friend whos 6'4 and 2nd dan black belt taekwondo, ill bring him along if need be.......

 

[Orange Juice]

my ass! juicy dont bullshitty, he is a kung fu bad ass fucker

man seriously... being a black belt is pretty useless if the other fucker has a gun...

 

[mack]

Ah i see...So Lengys a bad ass aZn gAnGsTa mofo?

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

mack, do me right now.

 

[Orange Juice]

im not sure if hes a "aZn gAnGsTa mofo", but if his not his definitely close to being one
dont spose anyone here works at a place, i can get discounts at?

 

[mack]

One of Lengys boi'z works at the VIP lounge at Tank i believe, maybe you could get a discount that way?

And em, that was random, but sure, why not?

 

[Orange Juice]

lengy you got boys in tank? wtf?!?!?

i was speaking in general btw, not just clubs...

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

where's tank?

i've been inside home already w00t!

 

[mack]

Howd you get inside Home?

Tanks at the base of the Establishment building, on Bridge Street, not too far from Wynyard, and it is Teh RoXor!!

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

well, i just rocked up wearing a really low top, smiled sweetly to the bouncer and giggled as i played with my hair and batt my eyelashes..and he let me through




















nah there were having an u18s thing, and i went inside with my friends to buy tickets (i couldn't make it though)

 

[mack]

Well, you can get into the VIP lounge if you charm the bouncers. You wouldnt mind doing that for me so i could get in there would you hun?

 

[Orange Juice]

woah mackie, whats going on lad? this is a clubbers guide, its not a personal sex line.... you gotta make a new thread in the hobbies section

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

ofcourse!

wait...............are you using me?


it's ok, use me all you like!