The best movie lines (3 Viewers)

[hscishard]

lol!

 

[ohioami]

Lord of the Ring : One ring to Rule them

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

best. scene. ever.

YouTube - Elizabeth

 

[joeysmall]

I didn't know they gave out rings in the holocaust?

lol @ above sig.

 

[Phylo]

my sig

 

[onur91]

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

 

[BrokenGlass]

Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
"English, MotherF**ker, DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!"
Made me LOL so hard.

 

[atar90plus]

Why So serious

 

[atar90plus]

Bazinga

 

[atar90plus]

That foreign kid - That 70's Show

 

[atar90plus]

Shut up dumbass - Same

 

[atar90plus]

Foot in your ass

 

[JINOUGA]

Did you read the title of this thread?

 

[atar90plus]

Whoops Sorry, did not realise that it said movie

 

[deloving]

Christopher Gardner: Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. Not even me. All right?
Christopher: All right.
Christopher Gardner: You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Or would you like me to quote Back to the Future back to back off the top of my head?

 

[JINOUGA]

"some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright."

Red in The Shawshank Redemptiom

 

[Sanical]

The Wash 2001:

Ludacris: woah woah woah man what the fuck you doin man, is that windex? you puttin' windex on my tire man?
Car washer: well, you know that's just a little somethin'-
Ludacris: does that look like a motherfuckin' window to yo' ass?
Car washer: nah that ain't a window that's just my special-
Ludacris: can you see through this motherfucker man, huh?

 

[lpower3]

Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'?
[to man laying on the couch]
Jules: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
Brett: Yeah.
Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?
Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Brett: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: They're good.
Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up burger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Vincent: Ain't hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
Jules: Ah, hit the spot.
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

 

[WeaselPowa]

The Kids are All Right:
Annette Bening - 'Oh yeah? Well I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass.'

 

[DeeDazza]

"Why do I, and everyone I love, pick people who treat us like we're nothing?"
"We accept the love we think we deserve."

The Perks of Being a Wallflower <3