Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (1 Viewer)

[Shadowdude]

Shadowdude: http://www.1russianbrides.com/Stormborn.html

'- I speak English(Basic)'

How can I talk to her about my feelings.

come on

 

[townies nipple]

Dear number one secret crush,

You're really awesome - you really are. You are so endearing and you're an absolutely amazing person.

But I don't think you find me as awesome as I find you...

So while you are my number one secret crush - I suppose it's only because no one else has come along that has captured my imagination, and my heart... yet

that makes me hard

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

yeah but cee lo lo sounds cooler

Sure, if you're an eight year old... Living in the nineties... On a cheaply made kids' sitcom.

 

[Aysce]

Don't try to crawl your way back into my life and pretend we still have something. Just fuck off out of here.

 

[KatherinePierce]

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

You must be a joke, because you're funny

 

[Dedication_]

Fuck bitches, acquire currency.

 

[Dedication_]

I actually might say this to a girl on schoolies, see how that goes down.

 

[Fawun]

ily

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I'm going to change you...into a bean bag.

 

[McLovinFanboy]

I'm going to change you...into a bean bag.

Awww lucky Richard.

 

[effyhate]

I am writing this in complete false hope, I find myself deeply in love with you yet i feel that i am away from your world, unable to enter from the fear of being thrown out, it crushes me, breaks my heart.....the way you look at me with that innocence, followed by that stunning smile, if that want enough for any man to be instantly smitten, your personality in no doubt makes amends since its truly the pinnacle of emotional beauty, everytime we speak i feel a mesmerising connection i dont want to stop talking to you, you make me want to reach extreme lengths to bring you happiness, it seems like its all i live for, but this isnt the right way, its unhealthy and dangerous, this has gone for a very long time, i took an oath to myself that i would take small steps so i could really fall for you deeply and hopefully you would do the same, my burning love for you is stronger than ever, however, i believe you dont feel the same way about me and i dont have the courage to ask, i see you every day hoping i can always have one of those beautiful conversations we occasionally have, my heart skips a beat everytime our eyes lock...those eyes, they are angelic....you're incredibly graceful, you express class and true beauty in everything you do...you're an inspiration to me...if only i could experience the success that you gained...but some things arent meant to be, my love for you will never be returned, maybe im just one of thsoe guys that has too many problems for a beautiful girl like you to ever consider, nevertheless if you ever read this, be sure to know these feelings i have are more than true, you’re everything i want in a woman plus so much more

 

[kaz1]

sitting on a dick and a beanbag at the same time

 

[McLovinFanboy]

My love, you have known I have liked you for a few years now. We never have had a great deal of connection but as we graduated, I'd love you spend more time and my life with you

 

[Tasteless]

hahaha

 

[pony_magician]

My love, you have known I have liked you for a few years now. We never have had a great deal of connection but as we graduated, I'd love you spend more time and my life with you

tony? is that you tony?

 

[Lolsmith]

I hate that you've never lived in this city and yet it's stamped with your presence. The secret passageway at uni is where you picked flowers for me, Strathfield is where your best friend from high school lives, Hornsby station is where I met you for the first time, Chatswood is that time you cried during Toy Story 3 while I laughed, my lecture theatre has your initials carved into the wooden seat next to mine, and my favourite Japanese restaurant will always be the place I realised I don't want you. But I think I can still love you. Maybe.

being this edgy

 

[Lolsmith]

real talk

if Shadowdude posted the above this thread would be 30 pages longer about how he's a rapist

 

[Blue Suede]

good thing I'm not shadowdude then

 

[Riproot]

real talk

if Shadowdude posted the above this thread would be 30 pages longer about how he's a rapist

No one would hang out with Shadowdude to that extent, pick him flowers, or go to a restaurant with him.

So yeah... No...