Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (4 Viewers)

[effylove]

can i watch/film

 

[Arcorn]

Ummm, hurry up.

I won't be like this 5eva

Neither will I. But I won't be in Sydney again till next year

 

[Riproot]

can i watch/film

I'll just set a camera up on the bar.

 

[Riproot]

Neither will I. But I won't be in Sydney again till next year

Well that's too bad for you.

 

[effylove]

I'll just set a camera up on the bar.

:')

 

[ladiesman217_]

oh who knows


i'd fb stalk him, but i might end up punching my screen or something


I remember the last time I heard that a girl I liked slept with someone else. I basically moped for half an hour after wanting to break everything in my path, though I settled for pegging a soft roll of sticky tape at a concrete wall


because i'm a responsible rioter

True story.


you might see a dent in the wall on level 4 of the red centre because of that (lolno)

hahahahahah are you for real

or just an elaborate troll

 

[Shadowdude]

If that's how you handle things with girls you haven't even dated you really need help. You have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

i did ask her out but she said no - but she did it so well that i didn't even realise i was rejected until five minutes after she'd left

She's going out with someone you describe as pretty much your polar opposite, why would she ever be interested in you ever?

Please be more logical, you're supposed to be a "maths genius" you should be good at logic.

Because, umm... I can provide a ~stable financial future~

chicks dig stable financial futures

hahahahahah are you for real

or just an elaborate troll

it is a mystery

 

[someonehomebush]

chicks dig stable financial futures

Why did she reject you then? Not true. They dig idiots like the one you mentioned earlier. lol

 

[Shadowdude]

Why did she reject you then? Not true. They dig idiots like the one you mentioned earlier. lol

oh she didn't


when i met her, she already had that ~baggage~


Oh well, two scenarios can ensue:

- I fall for some other girl at uni and forget about this girl in question (anyone remember S? lolololol)
- I wait until "the window is open" /himym reference, and try and swoop in

 

[OzKo]

i did ask her out but she said no - but she did it so well that i didn't even realise i was rejected until five minutes after she'd left

What did you say and what did she say?

 

[Riproot]

Because, umm... I can provide a ~stable financial future~

chicks dig stable financial futures

If her current bf is as much of a dickhead as you make out then she obviously doesn't give a shit.

Stop. Being. Retarded.

 

[Shadowdude]

What did you say and what did she say?

i was basically like "ohh you should come along tomorrow night - i has tickets"

and she was like "if i had any ounce of desire to go, it was smashed to pieces by their relentless advertising for the event which ticked me off"


cue more banter, and then it was already past the hour so she was already late to class - and she had to jet

 

[Shadowdude]

If her current bf is as much of a dickhead as you make out then she obviously doesn't give a shit.

Stop. Being. Retarded.

oh i'm sure he's not as bad as i think he is

but he is the enemy, and thus, must be portrayed in a negative fashion.


brb loading his fb profile and evil staring his profile pic

 

[Riproot]

So this is like that one time you almost asked that girl out then she rejected you and you blamed the event and not yourself.

We have been over this 8 times.

Fuck.

Stahp et!

 

[Shadowdude]

So this is like that one time you almost asked that girl out then she rejected you and you blamed the event and not yourself.

We have been over this 8 times.

Fuck.

Stahp et!

she blamed the event

i maintain she blames the event


and we'll never know for sure, because i refuse to ask her out again to see if she'd come up with any more excuses

she's on the no-ask-list or NAL which sounds like 'null', which is appropriate for this situation

 

[Riproot]

She has a bf, yet that is your reason for not asking her out.

Ugh.

 

[effylove]

i was basically like "ohh you should come along tomorrow night - i has tickets"

and she was like "if i had any ounce of desire to go, it was smashed to pieces by their relentless advertising for the event which ticked me off"


cue more banter, and then it was already past the hour so she was already late to class - and she had to jet

"i has tickets"

you are not a lolcat don't speak like one irl
it's super retarded

 

[RealiseNothing]

"i has tickets"

you are not a lolcat don't speak like one irl
it's super retarded

him saying "i have tickets" wouldn't of made a difference anyway.

 

[effylove]

true dat munchkin

 

[Arcorn]

Can we all please stop giving him this attention?