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What can I say? Any available methods to reduce the problems H2SO4 poses lead to the release of heat. We have to choose the most pertinent one.
Diluting conc. sulfuric acid with NaHCO3 is only appliable if the spillage is on flat surfaces or in high amount. The reaction is exothermic with the production of CO2 gas. I don't think it's any where near pleasant to feel hot, painful and fizzy at the same time!
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Using dry tower paper is only for the dribblings of acid when using bottles. It's of low amount, not exothermic and well, safe to some extent.
Now you wonder why we don't use dry paper on skin. As you should already know, conc. H2SO4 is a strong oxidizing and dehydrating agent. Its second role, I confirm you, can give any spillage on the skin a lengthy agonising experience. Just look at the dehydrating reaction with sugar and you have some brief idea how our skin might turn. Basically, when coming into contact with ANY living micro-organism and moist substances, H2SO4 is extremely evil. It 'tears off' the chemical components of protein, fats and carbohydrates into much more simple chemicals. As a matter of fact, wiping with paper towel is definitely not possible.
Although the dilution of acid is exothermic, water has very high specific heat capacity (remember Water last year?), hence, the excess water consumes the heat released, cool down, and sort of numb your senses (prove me wrong) of the skin around the burn. That's why they say: use 'running water', it can carry away most of what you concern.
And I assure you, at that concentration, sulfuric is of no harm to both you and environment.
