Stupidest things fellow students have said (1 Viewer)

[steph@nie]

I tend to have a lot of these moments at my school... some classic examples:

Physics teacher: "Who know the difference between mass and weight?"
Student: "Mass.. Mass is on the moon! I mean.. yeh, Isn't it?"

Student1: "Hey who died in the royal family?"
Student2: "No one did
Student1: "Then who's Ronald Regan?"

 

[Loz#1]

Student 1: "I don't even know which government is in Parliament"
Student 2: "I think it's Labor"
Student 1: "Yeah, that sounds right."

We're journalism students for fucks sake.

 

[Raiks]

Student 1: "Imagine if terrorists bombed Parliament House at night, while all the politicians were sleeping, everyone would be killed"
Student 2: "What? Wouldn't it be better at daytime when they were all actually inside parliament house?"
Student 1: "No, they'd all be in their beds sleeping inside Parliament House and not have a chance to run away"
Student 2: "Sorry to tell you, politicians don't actually live in Parliament House, it's not like Big Brother idiot"

And this came from a politics major student....

 

[ameh]

Student: Do you mean people actually swim in public pools
Teacher: Yes
Student: That's disgusting, I can't believe people do that
Teacher: Thats why its called a swimmin pool

 

[steph@nie]

Friend 1: Can you cry on queue? Try that, maybe that can get you out of the Chemistry Test
Me: I can cry at the drop of a hat but...
Friend 2: Wait! What hat?

 

[Epiphany]

[Chemistry teacher finishes explaining about electrical conductivity of stuff]
Student: wow... is there anything that doesn't conduct electricity?

 

[astro]

Student: Sir, what's platonic love?
Teacher: It's love without sex.
Students: (Thinks for a couple of seconds) So does that exist?


Student1: What's that?
Student2: A clay head i made in art...
Student1: Okay.
Student2 starts to do her work.
Student 1 gets sick of the clay head a puts it under student2's chair.
Student2: Sir i've lost my head!

 

[steph@nie]

Teacher talks about restivity and how electrons can't get through-makes the mistake of calling them electron traffic jams..
Student: Stupid electrons, I can't believe how stupid they are! Why don't they just go around the traffic jam?
Class laughs
Student: What, are they like people who like to slow down and stop?
Class laughs again.

 

[cro_angel]

Originally posted by SpoRTsGaL
Student 1: yeh, yesterday that had written in the sky "follow Jesus" and today they had "pray".
Student 2: Oh, i bet it was them Jews who did it.
Student 3 (amazed at student 2's stupidity): What the Hell?

omg i saw that today.. we were all like hmmm

 

[Estel]

Don't know what that reflects more... him being stupid or you being a bad teacher.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Originally posted by Estel
Don't know what that reflects more... him being stupid or you being a bad teacher.

both will be appropiate

 

[*girl04*]

"the stupidest person is the stupidest persons teacher"

 

[vanity]

silence in an economics lesson last year... students frantically copying notes from the overhead projection on the board... and all of a sudden someone goes..

"My belly button is itchy"

 

[*girl04*]

^^^ that is so old!!!1 has there been a thread like this recently? coz i remember reading these already ....

 

[hatty]

1) if you guys at the back cant hear me. please raise your hands.

2)
some wanker: the americans never landed on the moon
me: why do u think this?
some wanker: i saw it on that TV show.
me: u wanker.

 

[Navjeet]

oh god, there are so many good ones from our year 12 last year. Some of the best ones included in our year 12 muck up newsletter include:

Geography teacher: "i think a lot of you girls come in here with your brains permanently in neutral"
Student: "hehehe...mine's permanently in reverse!"

Geography Teacher: "...have you done anything to your hair?"
Student: "uhhhh"
Geography Teacher: "no? well maybe you should"

Science teacher: "of course it hit you! you're supposed to catch the rocks when I throw them at you!"

Student: "just because I'm short doesnt mean I'm smart!"

Student #1: "omigosh, you are so dumb! Capital D.U.M."
Student #2: "uh, there's a B"
Student #1: "Omigoodness! where?! where?!"

Student: "I hate cherry ripes, and anything else with strawberries in them"

Headmistress to student after farewell chapel service: "have a nice life, and take out that extra earring!!"

Class: "what are they?"
Geography Teacher: "wheat biscuits"
Student: "are they made of rice?"

Student (who has studies geography for six years): "what's a suburb?"

male IPT teacher (explaining the function of a particular light in a modem): "Hi girls! I'm turned on!"

Student: "We're on strike!"
Geography teacher: "girls, you can't go on strike unless you're doing something to begin with" (our class did shit-all for the whole of year 12)

 

[porge]

teacher: "hit him back!, oh no im inciting violence in my own classrooms... plase noone write this down"

..sorry

teacher: rambling on bout how toddlers are getting stupider
me: "does that mean we are the stupider getting toddlers?"

 

[steph@nie]

haha teachers and violence...

I'm hitting my friend in Science
Teacher: Girls stop fighting!
Me: But Miss, its ok, really, we don't care, we fight all the time
Teacher: Not in the classroom where I'm responsible for it.
Me: How about outside the classroom?
Teacher: Ok, but as long as I can see you.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Health Teacher;Can anyone name a job beginning with H?
[Various answers..]
Student-Uh, a helicopter driver?

True story.

I think the best one I've heard at uni is a student in one of my tutorials rambling about two historical personalities who lived 400 years apart making agreements with one another.. Takes talent.

 

[jay2000]

Originally posted by Navjeet
Geography teacher: "i think a lot of you girls come in here with your brains permanently in neutral"
Student: "hehehe...mine's permanently in reverse!"

Science teacher: "of course it hit you! you're supposed to catch the rocks when I throw them at you!"

Student #1: "omigosh, you are so dumb! Capital D.U.M."
Student #2: "uh, there's a B"
Student #1: "Omigoodness! where?! where?!"

Student: "I hate cherry ripes, and anything else with strawberries in them

Class: "what are they?"
Geography Teacher: "wheat biscuits"
Student: "are they made of rice?"

hahaha....these ones are the best so far..especially the first smart arse one