Year 7 best time ever
not me but a friend (at the time) was pretty much a trouble maker, and we also had this really scrawny kid in class as well,and another friend of mine , who was really fat and semi tall. Anyways almost EVERY class these three would get in a fight and everyone would laugh their ass off (including me)
So basically the NZ friend would call out something in class being offensive to the scrawny kid, he was Jewish, so he would call him a jew or stickhead (cause he was skinny as), and then he would retaliate and call my NZ friend sheep, or doing something with sheep, and then my fat friend would defend my NZ friend (cause they were buds too) and also call him a Jew or something and the jewish guy would call him fat lard in return, and basically shit went down and everyone called each others something and teacher would keep telling them to stop but they would just keep doing it in random intervals,and one time in music class they got so pissy they started throwing chairs around and shit, funniest crap, and they would swear at each other and teacher would get so mad and we'll all be like 'dayummmmm" and since the teacher couldn't do anything she would get the head teacher (buff guy) and he would come and sort stuff out and give detentions. Meanwhile I would just be pissing myself cause it was literally really funny to watch and hear.
In primary my friend ran out of class, and would go to the window and point the f finger at the teacher and swear at her, and then she would go outside but he would just run away, and she couldn't catch him and he would keep pulling it out etc..,...he got expelled the next day.
I really attracted trouble maker friends back in the day..(now some of my best friends are smoking weed and shit which I just don't understand(they're smart enough and everything) ) ..sigh